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Dayglo's

You will never know what you missed

It's easier to open a beer with the heart shape. Hole in general lightens the axe

There was an article in Climbing Mag a couple years ago on climbing as PT. The need for full body coordination supposedly made it especially good as therapy. You could probably find a copy of that article if you need extra ammo to convice the therapist.

Sorry honey. I was too busy looking at your tits to hear what you said.

Happy

here is an amazing message for you

D Fl A, maybe if you didn't swallow, you wouldn't be coughing up jism? Just a thought.

olymonsclimber?

you must have bird flu, cause you just coughed up a chicken mcnugget

Voles are aid.

"suffer ye not a Witch to live"

VIMFF is coming up! http://www.vimff.org for all the details. It runs for almost two weeks, but most of the shows are on weekends . The best shows are going to be the 16th, 17th, 22nd, 23rd, and 24th. Famous climbers like Beth and Tommy, Josune Bereziartu, and Kelly Cordes are going to be giving us slideshows and talks as well. So c'mon up. And buy a raffle ticket In short it's gonna be more fun than a barrel of monkeys

A famous climber once wrote: "Do what Thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law"

http://www.alpinist.com/doc/ALP18/newswire-indulgence-howard-lords-amphitheater Sweet looking.

Crucified

To "dry tool" all Kevbone needs is a towel.

Some friends were doing a climb in Peru and they had to aid over an overhanging cornice using leapfrogged pickets to finish the route. I don't know if you would be able to do that with flukes.

You rock C

omg pix???

Legalize it The peyote snaffle

Did you get invited to wear your Leia bikini to work on Casual Friday yet?

um, ever hear of PREVENTION? Like vaccines? When was the last time you caught smallpox, or polio?

1) Cut a hole under the drivers' seat