G-spotter

Voles are aid.

"suffer ye not a Witch to live"

VIMFF is coming up! http://www.vimff.org for all the details. It runs for almost two weeks, but most of the shows are on weekends . The best shows are going to be the 16th, 17th, 22nd, 23rd, and 24th. Famous climbers like Beth and Tommy, Josune Bereziartu, and Kelly Cordes are going to be giving us slideshows and talks as well. So c'mon up. And buy a raffle ticket In short it's gonna be more fun than a barrel of monkeys

A famous climber once wrote: "Do what Thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law"

http://www.alpinist.com/doc/ALP18/newswire-indulgence-howard-lords-amphitheater Sweet looking.

Crucified

To "dry tool" all Kevbone needs is a towel.

Some friends were doing a climb in Peru and they had to aid over an overhanging cornice using leapfrogged pickets to finish the route. I don't know if you would be able to do that with flukes.

You rock C

omg pix???

Legalize it The peyote snaffle

Did you get invited to wear your Leia bikini to work on Casual Friday yet?

um, ever hear of PREVENTION? Like vaccines? When was the last time you caught smallpox, or polio?

1) Cut a hole under the drivers' seat

Wasn't Devils Club in Alpinist?

Your mama so fat, her genital warts had warts

Soybeers?

But then you have a big clunky knot.

One of the Hillebergs does, maybe the Akto

Anyone who would set us apart from the animals is mistaken. We are simply a species of primate with delusions of grandeur.

To keep the dentists busy. Just like She made plaque and bacteria.

"chick sexer" would look interesting on a resume

the free sex religion is the Raelians

Maybe he was too busy snorting meth and hiring prostitutes, like Pastor Ted.

And we rather you stopped showing us yours.