G-spotter

You have to pump them up with a stuff sack because guess what happens when you blow your moist breath into a mat filled with down - it gets wet! Yep, that's right. These things are for hikers not for climbers. Right up there with the binoculars, titanium and rosewood folding chopsticks, and cotton print trekking dress.

choss in the bow valley and ghost snow in the mountains

That's fo real. Some taxidermist will make you a real mouseskin cover for your mouse!

now you can surf cc.com after you die!

the best spot to put your hands for CPR is right at the bottom of the brassiere...

in case you didn't notice, that was the 625th reply, which is the pagetop of pagetops ( )²

So your wife could put'em on the mantle?

Eat the ham, Tina!!

Blue balls at your age could be prostate problems!

Avalanche poodle?

wear another pair of socks so your heel doesn't slide. don't trust your intuition here, cause your intuition is wrong. you dont want the boot to flex at the ball of your foot with crampons on. you want it to stay rigid. these boots will never flex that's what the shank is there for. so your goal is to stop your foot from sliding inside your boot.

Big fat

Snakes are not aid.

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I never congratulated you G-spotter. So here it is: Happy.... 1,000 2,000 3,000 4,000 5,000 6,000 7,000 8,000 9,000 10000 11000 12000 13000 14000 15000 16000 17000 18000 19000 20000 21000 22000 23000 24000 25000 26000 27000 28000 29000 and 30000 posts. Whew. If you have gotten a buck a post you'd be rich Dru. I am rich $$$$$

That's straight up Ice Cube:

Post modern art!

bring back miloshk

Were they playing Counting Crows?

Hey kid, wanna make twenty bucks?

Know what your problem is, Dunlop? You're too fuckin' old to play this game. Take that sentence back! Too much, too soon. Dave, hold it steady. You're makin' me miss. You got him, Dave! Did you hear what he said? He shouldn't have said what he said. You don't say stuff like that on the ice. - Let's just win the game. - We are winnin' the friggin' game! You goon! You wanna say some more, you ugly bastard? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, get him! We were all there. We all saw it with our own eyes. Dave. Goddamn lardass, Barclay Donaldson. I'm tellin' you, he jumped us. Gloves off, stick down, no warning. He challenged the Chiefs! - He called us names. - Called us names! - But Dave was there. - Dave's a killer! - Dave's a killer. - Dave's a mess.

Oh, I've seen Americans taped to the elbows for Diedre Bill.

Putting on the foil, Coach! Every game! Want some?