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Real Climbers come from Colorado and are good buds with Topher and Timmy. And can slackline pretty much all day so they never have to touch a rock.

It's a new statue from the same sculptor that did the "Britney naked giving birth on a bearskin rug" statue. This one suposedly comes with removable internal organs "to publicize the dangers of drinking and driving" But I don't see them in this pic:

I like to think that I was born a dumb pussy due to an accident of nature, but worked hard, damn hard, to become an asshole for the specific reason of no longer being viewed as just another dumb pussy. One thing I never forget to bring to an emergency situation is the capability of CAPITALIZING the most poignant points of my posts. Finally, I'd like to POINT OUT that dying in the mountains is WAY COOLER than dying from, say, prostate cancer or a disease of the anus. Much as we'd like to pretend otherwise, there is a hierarchy of cool ways to buy the farm, with spaceship malfunction being pretty near the top, and a dog eating your face off while you're passed out from too much malt liquor after a meth binge being somewhere near the bottom. Some finer points: Motorcycle accident > car accident. Brain tumor > colon cancer. Lion attack > pitbull attack. Hit by train > hit by bus. Shot by a jealous lover > shot by your spouse. Don't ask me why this is, it just is. You might just be the greatest genius in the history of time my friend! Do you suppose falling into a bottomless crevasse < great than peeling off of a big wall while soloing? Seriously, if you are going to die in the mountains, there are certainly some situations that are cooler than others. For example, I'd rather die in the big wall situation than get my skull smashed by a rock that some wanker up above me on the DC knocked loose! We at Supreme Disposal Services Ltd., 'Your Waste Problem Solution!'™, are interesed in obtaining a long-term lease for this "bottomless crevasse" you mention. Please PM location details.

why no spray?

And if the legs were 9" long the angle would be ~83.5 degrees (basic trigonometry). Good thing you are a chemist and not a mathematician, CBS!

You get just as full from celery as from chips.

Mattress jingles "Why Buy a Mattress, Anywhere Else?"

The new # is 867-5309.

"Hey Hanrahan! Your wife sucks pussy!"

It looks kinda like the Pump Peak walls on seymour except longer.

Actually you can jack it up to 4 times or more the load on the rope for high angles That's not redundancy. It's weakening the system. They call it the American Death Triangle for a reason. Cause it sucks!

i am a master of the double entendre or as my friend in high school called them the "sexual in your window" those are double fenestres

Using one bolt is actually stronger than using an American triangle. Do the math.

Don't wory about numbers in the gym just volume/mileage of routes climbed. Gym routes are all so short anyways.

You hit him right in his mind, coach!

The back of the line for your mom? LOL

If it keeps getting longer AND more flexible, eventually you wind up with tentacle porn. OMG HENTAI!!!!

Your MOM got popular a long time ago.

There is no such thing as climber consensus. Do whatever the hell you feel like. If someone disagrees, they can do whatever they feel like. In the case of bolts, whatever situation exists when the choppers and rebolters both get bored and quit is the "effective consensus".

I can verify that your mom is a woman.

aliens have always sucked the big one caveat emptor

it's impossible to spend too much time in a bar