G-spotter

yeah. Old time hockey, like Eddie Shore!

So does that mean Alpine climbing dies when all the glaciers melt? I always thought "alpine" just meant above the timerline. Are deserts alpine then?

duct tape the

Hrudey vs. Jagr for most ridiculous mullet of all time?

BladeTape is made locally. but you know, tape is aid.

There are tinfoil hats available that will protect your thoughts from government mind control satellites for as little as $0.25...

Hehehe but according to the latest posts in "rock climbing vs. mountaineering", since it doesn't have glaciers, it must be cragging

You should learn to DROP a rope instead of throwing it. It's way easier.

Even better than a litterbox!

get a litterbox

Rope in a stuff sack is not "standard procedure" for any rappels. In fact the only time it is even marginally useful is in gale force winds.

Yes, if you are worried about not knowing how much rope you have left, and about potentially rapping off the end of your rope, then putting the ends of your rope in a sack where you can't see them or see how much rope is eft below you is a grrrreat! idea

ummmm that's what the trip reports are for.

tying a knot in the s tail

ryland, i would only quibble with the "may"

Many car accidents could be prevented by riding your bike instead, too... Many EPICS could be and have been prevented by NOT tying knots in the end of your ropes.

If you are really worried about rapping off the end of your rope, you will find it's better to have the autoblock/prussik/other braking device/knot above the belay device rather than below.

wha't abou't im'proper use's of apostrophe's?

Whatevr beeeeyotch... keep on aid climbing and pretending you are free climbing!

MMMM, nappy-budded weeds

Yup. Start free climbing or shut up!

Some of our own leaders could stand to make as honest a statement as this...

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