G-spotter

No, I think you're thinking of exposure therapy, which I guess is sometimes used for social anxiety disorders. I think I'd die, though. What if you started with a crowd of babies, or say, two or three midgets, and gradually increased the number and size of persons present until you had a real crowd? It's all about increasing the tolerance level.

Could the absence of DFA, Iain, Cobra Commander all be connected with some sort of PDX vortex? Let's ask Mr. Phil. He knows everything.

You want to bring beer to Gary's date?

Hey Peter why don't you use a Venn diagram

you guys are complaning about going DOWNHILL??? wtf, gravity is with you then. just put one foot in front of the other and stfu. ohhhh, the descent, it's soooooooo long and sooooo hard

Wow....you are lucky...you know where she hides them. Is it on her chin?

It`s better if you put some raisins in it too. yum!

Rex Cox... even worse, he runs a menswear store.

Speeding ticks? Must be 11worth.

Avocado and Nutella

What would win the science fair would be putting DonnyBaker in a glass tank with some crocodiles. That's totally scientific!

Yam is like 100km from Calgary (1 hour drive). Big Rock in Okotoks is the closest climbing to Calgary. A massive quartzite erratic with problems from V0-V10++

wuss! Well there's a crack you should shove your foot in Muffy! HA! Stick to overhanging bouldering and quit complaining... note left cast-boot...foot was totally mashed and broken.... nice wifebeater, midget! is that a chalk bag on a gear sling you are wearing? or your colostomy bag?

the juice is runnin down mah chin as i type

TOTORO??

I think you are thinking of the bridge washout on the Mamquam Lake trail, which has nothing to do with Garibaldi access.

Is Marc Twight American? How about Steve House? Did you check their CVs?

... caught a flounder with a #9 Rock.

Wumps?

FOUND: fluke at base of TCs doesn't have quite the same cachet as "Found: Neutrino on Girth Pillar" tho.

to skibum69420 for having a positive attitude about failing. you still failed, but at least you didn't give excuses or whine like some would have. you accepted it and moved on. good 4 you!

Last words? :o OMG BILL IS DEAD?????!!!

Mr. Simpkins, the heat death of the universe is a fallacy. Because the universe is expanding, it is actually cooling, not heating. It was hottest at the Big Bang and has now cooled to the temperature of the microwave background.