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Self-published, of course. And the Touching the Void ripoff. And "a novel about Africa" including the longest climb - OOOOOOH MAN. I bet John Long, Jon Krakauer and Greg Child are quaking behind their seven-figure contracts, cause THERE'S A NEW KID ON THE BLOCK.

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Did you use a hoe?

Well Bill, maybe this one will be easier for you. Esau Wood sawed wood. Esau Wood would saw wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. In other words, all the wood Esau saw to saw, Esau sought to saw. Oh, the wood Wood would saw! And, oh the wood-saw with which Wood would saw wood! But one day, Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood, and thus the wood Wood sawed was not the wood Wood would saw if Wood's wood-saw would saw wood. Now, Wood would saw wood with a wood-saw that would saw wood, so Esau sought a saw that would saw wood. One day, Esau saw a saw saw wood as no other wood-saw Wood saw would saw wood. In fact, of all the wood-saws Wood ever saw saw wood, Wood never saw a wood-saw that would saw wood as the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood would saw wood, and I never saw a wood-saw that would saw as the wood-saw Wood saw would saw until I saw Esau Wood saw wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood. Now Wood saws wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood.

"Wouldn't the sentence 'I want to put two hyphens between the words Fish and And, and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign' have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, and after Chips?"

They like cargo pods too! "Hey Boo-boo lets go car surfing!"

Right Gene, because as we all know from Yosemite, cars are totally bearproof.

skis?

you could feed your ticks to the rattler... a fed snake is a slow and happy snake!

if you wanted to be comfortable you should sleep in a bed, nancy

"The best climber is the one having the most fun!" - Alex Lowe

You have to pump them up with a stuff sack because guess what happens when you blow your moist breath into a mat filled with down - it gets wet! Yep, that's right. These things are for hikers not for climbers. Right up there with the binoculars, titanium and rosewood folding chopsticks, and cotton print trekking dress.

choss in the bow valley and ghost snow in the mountains

That's fo real. Some taxidermist will make you a real mouseskin cover for your mouse!

now you can surf cc.com after you die!

the best spot to put your hands for CPR is right at the bottom of the brassiere...

in case you didn't notice, that was the 625th reply, which is the pagetop of pagetops ( )²

So your wife could put'em on the mantle?

Eat the ham, Tina!!

Blue balls at your age could be prostate problems!

Avalanche poodle?

wear another pair of socks so your heel doesn't slide. don't trust your intuition here, cause your intuition is wrong. you dont want the boot to flex at the ball of your foot with crampons on. you want it to stay rigid. these boots will never flex that's what the shank is there for. so your goal is to stop your foot from sliding inside your boot.

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