Back in, around 95 I guess, when cell phones were new'n'hot toys, I wandered up onto First Summit of the Chief to encounter this guy with one of those old massive 90s cellphones.
(RING RING)
hey Frank!
How's it goin buddy?
Workin hard eh? Big project?
Hows the weather in Toronto today?
Still raining eh?
You think you're gonna be workin late tonight?
deadline comin up?
That's ruff
Get that promotion yet?
Ah too bad Frank
well let me tell you where I am,
i'm on top of a mountain
In BC
It's a beautiful sunny day
I can see for miles
And I'm not wearing a fucking suit
So... have fun with that deadline buddy!