G-spotter

Selma, Cate, Venus

1) find a line climbed on trad gear sometime in the early 70s 2) add a dozen bolts 3) rename it 4) post details of your "first ascent" 5) sit back and enjoy the shit storm

What else is new?

New snow has melted off below around 9000'+ even in the shade.

http://www.thebmc.co.uk/News.aspx?id=3936 RIP Kurt.

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http://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/t.php?n=427158 Apparently Kurt Albert fell 18m and is on a ventilator and the prognosis for his recovery is minimal.

That's moonset not moonrise

Marsupial Traverse is basically scrambling but a fun way to do 8 pitches while it's snowing.

http://cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/980279/gonew/1/R_I_P_Dallas#UNREAD

"People are telling me I was extremely lucky to be shot in the neck because if the bullet had been a little bit higher it would have passed through my head. And I said, wait, you are telling me I was LUCKY to be SHOT IN THE NECK?"

She's gonna tie captions to them and sell the photos

One time Fred showed up at my apartment and was pissing on my downstairs neighbour's hedge because he didn't feel like walking up the stairs to my bathroom. Either that or he just wanted to show her his dick.

Yes, Swift pointed out that babies are the best meat.

fucking boomers and their entitlement culture. now they are entitled to a job?

Yes, it would be SO much better to have a bunch of cops that don't even want the job. You mean like Internet Tough Guys?

Not a single comment on the actual content. Must be rough, being smarter than everyone and so jaded, Dru. I searched through 2 months of posts and didn't see a thread - so, show me the link, smart guy. You were ignorant of this for the last month, and it took a post about the same subject on SuperTopo to get you outraged, dude. Maybe you need better news sources than the Taco to keep you informed of current events - unless you like the Giant Alien Ark on the Moon that is.

That news is like a month old. What about Kevbone's dumb sister

I thought this was gonna be about gold

Yeah, this is the 2010s - sitting in your harness and sliding across is last century stuff, walking across is where it's at

Had to look that one up! I'd like to stay in SLC for quite some time, but I'm looking for practices for sale. SLC, Boulder, and Mammoth Lakes are top of the list, but I'd be willing to sacrifice a little location to be able and practice more. Also, any ideas on good places in Cali on the west side? Sacramento seems like too much of a sacrifice, but I've heard San Diego is awesome regardless that it's not too close to all the best climbing. Any choice Cali towns? I know very little about that state. If there was two of you you could be a pair of pathetic peripatetics.

Arr Billy, have ya ever been to sea?

Actually what I said was, thank you I'm not a skier. And he said, Ya but the point is that techical rock is crap right now and technical high ice is hidden by snow. It's good for skiing and hiking and that's it until we get some sunny weather. I was just trying to make fun of how dense I am sometimes. The yoke is on me. Slesse was snowfree today but that'll probably change tomorrow, or maybe not. The praks around here are a little drier than Whistler anyways.