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no. i think as mattp once said, most people post here for the amusement of seeing something they wrote plastered onto the internet. we are all basically artists trying to express ourselves with no expectation of reward or fame.

in canadaland http://news.sympatico.msn.cbc.ca/Scientists+find+17+descendants+of+iceman+found+in+glacier/TopStories/ContentPosting.aspx?isfa=1&newsitemid=ice-man&feedname=CBC-TOPSTOIRES-V2&show=False&number=0&showbyline=True&subtitle=&detect=&abc=abc&date=False

i think due to peter's posts we going to have to rename spray THE NEW BASEBALL FORUM

might be. i once tried to post "war and peace" in it's entirety and it didn't work at all.

yuppy housewives get out at night: LxJe7QEgvcE

100%

You are SupermanSuperman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 80% Spider-Man -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 80% Batman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 65% Hulk -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 65% Robin -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 62% Supergirl -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 60% The Flash -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 50% Green Lantern -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 50% Wonder Woman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 35% Iron Man -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 35% Catwoman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 30% You are mild-mannered, good, strong and you love to help others. You are VenomVenom -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 66% Mr. Freeze -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 64% The Joker -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 52% Dr. Doom -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 52% Dark Phoenix -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 52% Poison Ivy -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 51% Two-Face -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 48% Apocalypse -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 45% Magneto -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 44% Mystique -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 44% Riddler -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 40% Green Goblin -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 36% Catwoman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 33% Lex Luthor -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 31% Juggernaut -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 28% Kingpin -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 23% Strength, disguise and adrenaline are your greatest weapons.

A long long time ago I can still remember how that spray used to make me smile And I knew if I had my chance That I could make those people dance And maybe they'd be happy for a while But February made me shiver With every paper I'd deliver Bad news on the doorstep I couldn't take one more step I can't remember if I cried When I read about his widowed bride But something touched me deep inside The day the spray died So, bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my chevy to the levee But the levee was dry And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin' this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die Did you write the Book of Love And do you have faith in God above If the Bible tells you so Do you believe in rock n' roll Can spray save your mortal soul And can you teach me how to dance real slow Well, I know that you're in love with him 'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym You both kicked off your shoes Man, I dig those really big boobs I was a lonely, teenage broncin' buck With a pink carnation and a pickup truck But I knew I was out of luck The day the spray died I started singin' Now for ten years we've been on our own And moss grows fat on a rollin' stone But that's not how it used to be When the Jester sang for the King and Queen In a coat he borrowed from James Dean In a voice that came from you and me Oh, and while the King was looking down The Jester stole his thorny crown The courtroom was adjourned No verdict was returned And while Lenin read a book on Marx The quartet practiced in the park And we sang dirges in the dark The day the spray died We were singin' Helter Skelter in a summer swelter The birds flew off with a fallout shelter Eight miles high and falling fast It landed foul on the grass The players tried for a forward pass With the Jester on the sidelines in a cast Now the half-time air was sweet perfume While the Sergeants played a marching tune We all got up to dance Oh but we never got the chance 'Cause the players tried to take the field The marching band refused to yield Do you recall what was revealed The day the spray died We started singing Oh, and there we were, all in one place A generation lost in space With no time left to start again So come on, Jack, be nimble, Jack be quick Jack Flash sat on a horsecock 'Cause fire is the devils only friend Oh, and as I watched him on the stage My hands were clenched in fists of rage No angel born in Hell Could break that Satan's spell And as flames climbed high into the night To light the sacrificial rite I saw Satan laughing with delight The day the spray died He was singing I met a girl who sang the blues And I asked her for some happy news But she just smiled and turned away I went down to the sacred store Where I'd heard the spray years before But the man there said the spray wouldn't play And in the streets the children screamed The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed But not a word was spoken The church bells all were broken And the three men I admire most Archenemy, Trask and Extremo Mountain Dude They caught the last train for the coast The day the spray died And they were singin' Bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my chevy to the levy But the levy was dry And them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye Singing this'll be the day that I die They were singin' Bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my chevy to the levy But the levy was dry And them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye Singing this'll be the day that I die

Felix the Cat, the wonderful, wonderful cat Whenever he gets in a fix, he reaches into his bag of tricks You'll laugh so much your sides will ache Your heart will go pitter pat Watching Felix, the wonderful cat.

i bet there was glorious revolutionary music playing in the background.

sickie

i think the should allow truck nuts but require you to cover them with a thong.

excuse me, but have i been rickrolled?

the dolphin Christ hates the gay dolphins only. next.

Her "handlers" prepared whatever statement/teleprompter she read from. but then how did those handlers know it would be a debacle??? they were rooting for failure. satan's cheerleaders:

Her "handlers" prepared whatever statement/teleprompter she read from. but then how did those handlers know it would be a debacle???

nothing to see here. keep moving, keep moving.

the dali lama is a molester now? ok i only read the title.

[font:Arial Black] I'M THE ANTICHRIST YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!![/font]

SOME VUN IN DIS ROOM IS DA PERPETRAITA !

I LOV E MY FUCKING

they do if you read them in his deep, impassioned tone of voice.

thank you for bumping this important thread