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i'm actually working today so i don't have time to read this whole thread. can someone please provide a synopsis? kthxbei

you go girl.

facebook, the new k-mart.

actually you win a war against an insurgency with lots and lots of caffeine

from memory folks: how many polaks does it take to change a lightbulb? three: one to hold the light bulb and two to turn the ladder around. how many californians does it take to change a lightbulb? three: one to change the bulb and two to share the experience. how many WASPS does it take to change a lightbulb? three: one to change the bulb and two mix martinis. how many new yorkers does it take to change a lightbulb? none of your damn business. how many fags does it take to change a lightbulb? two: one to screw it in and one to say "marvelousth". how many jewish grandmothers does it take to change a lightbulb? none: "it's alright, i'll sit in the dark" how many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? two: one to do it and one to write a book about it. how many supermen does it take to change a lightbulb? two: one to hold the light bulb and one to turn the house around.

yeah this one has really surprised me. the guy is an intolerant good ol' boy, and some "progressives" sing his virtues. amazing. ditto. liberals think because he spent some time in the hanoi hilton he isn't socially uber conservative. wrong.

if you're so happy how come most of your posts on this board make it sound like you have a stick up your ass?

NO I DON'T GET IT! MAYBE THE LIBRARY DOESN'T HAVE THE LATEST TITLES IN STOCK OR THERE IS A LONG WAITING LIST. MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO WAIT IN LINE WITH SOME ANTSY LITTLE KIDS AND THERE DOTING (AND AT MY AGE ATTRACTIVE) MOTHERS. MAYBE I WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE A LITTLE MORE EXCLUSIVE WHERE YOU HAVE TO PAY TO READ A BOOK. WHY DON'T YOU GET IT???

Common misconception. The left is against all forms of punctuation - it's discriminatory. tell that to No. 13 Year-Old Baby 6hcoT6yxFoU

cyber snaffles: Scientists are working to develop special chips that can be used instead of animals to test product safety. TROY, New York (AP) -- The lab rat of the future may have no whiskers and no tail -- and might not even be a rat at all. With a European ban looming on animal testing for cosmetics, companies are giving a hard look at high-tech alternatives like the small, rectangular glass chip professor Jonathan Dordick holds up to the light in his lab at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute. The chip looks like a standard microscope slide, but it holds hundreds of tiny white dots loaded with human cell cultures and enzymes. It's designed to mimic human reactions to potentially toxic chemical compounds, meaning critters like rats and mice may no longer need to be on the front line of tests for new blockbuster drugs or wrinkle creams. Dordick and fellow chemical engineering professor Douglas Clark, of the University of California, Berkeley, lead a team of researchers planning to market the chip through their company, Solidus Biosciences, by next year. Hopes are high that the chip and other "in vitro" tests -- literally, tests in glass -- will provide cheap, efficient alternatives to animal testing. No one expects the chips to totally replace animals just yet, but their ability to flag toxins could spare animals discomfort or death.

i filed my electronically

my only consolation is that whatever is happening to me as an american is happening to the rest of you mofos as well (canadians excluded).

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i rode my bike as usual because i figured the busses would be a mess. i was the first person to show up at work.

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i'd say this guy's only potential for future employment is to provide consulting to companies on how to stop other nimrods from doing the same thing.

over two pages of relationship stuff and no one's even mentioned biology one of the uses of sex is offspring. from an evolutionary point of view the sex drive has already served it's purpose. i'm not saying this is good or bad but i think it deserves noticing. sex in humans also serves pair bonding - keeping the couple together while they care for their offspring. they seem to be managing this without sex. hormones people, hormones. been known to make people have sex in the first place.

i envision the day when we will have a DNA printer on our home computer and be able to use bittorrent to download genetic sequences in order to become taller and blonder say. a nice DNA primer: u9dhO0iCLww

maybe she's planning a trip to kenya

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