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quote: Originally posted by AlpineK: Duchess Tavern: 2827 NE 55th, Seattle. it's bear creak, foo

I always heard money talked

SHIT, have it a Dru's house!

Who said anything about the brigade operation. I've got two big trees that I have regularily thinned out from the inside so the wind from the bay can blow through them. I throw the branches in the bay for fish habitat. Usually, the climber finishes up and we have a few drinks, some fresh crab, and a hot interlude with some of the local ms. talent around here. But I can see you're too fucking important and 'big-time' to screw around with that. I'll just get my regular bro. to do it. He knows good bucks and a good time when he sees it. I tried. [ 05-06-2002, 02:29 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by chucK: quote:Originally posted by trask: I always heard money talked There are other ways to get laid Trask Like your method - a hole in a slippery elm log.

The Eastside of course. If the eastsider's don't make a good showing in their hood, they'll never live it down and the rest of the brah's will never take you serious again...at least when it comes to havin' a good-assed pube club time.

A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a very large jar behind the counter, which is filled to the brim with ten-dollar bills. The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it and approaches the bartender to ask: "What's up with the jar?" Bartender: "Well, you pay ten dollars and if you pass three tests, then you get all the money." Man: "What are the three tests?" Bartender: "Pay first. Those are the rules." So the guy gives him the ten bucks and the bartender adds it to the jar. Bartender: "OK, here's what you have to do. First you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila - the WHOLE thing at once - AND you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third, there is a 90-year-old woman upstairs who's never had an orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her." Man: "Well, I know I've paid my ten bucks but I'm not an idiot; I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of tequila and get crazier from there." Bartender: "Your call. But your money stays in the jar." Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?" He grabs the gallon of tequila with both hands and downs it with a big slurp. Tears are streaming down his cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. Next he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear a huge scuffle going on. They hear barking and screams, yelps, and growling, then eventually silence. Just when they think the man must surely be dead, he staggers back into the bar with his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. "NOW," he says, "where's that woman with the sore tooth?

Jeez Louise, You eastsider's gonna take a slam in the pooper like that from the always 'effortlessly cool' MattP?? I'd show up just to make him eat crow, or SK, or Allison or something. hahahahahahahha

AlpuntangK, you prick. What kind of anti-pube club attitude is that? And to think I was considering having you thin out some of my trees. Cum Guzzler!!

All you dumb Pollocks Shut The Hell Up!!!!!! Some of us are trying to sleep in here.

Yo mama's like a 7-11, open 24 hours a day on every street corner and for 99 cents you can get a slurpee.

You suck Larson, you Tool-

Yo mama is like a casino -- liquor in the front, poker in the back.

just checking to see if "images" was working. thanks for the picture, pepper boy [ 05-03-2002, 01:01 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

Class 1: you fall, you're stupid. Class 2: you fall, you break your arm. Class 3: you fall, you break your leg. Class 4: you fall, you are almost dead (i.e., you can't breath and move your arms, legs, and head). Class 5: you fall, you are dead.

Up yours Cavedick. You come on here in the last few days and make an asshole of yourself. Get lost. Try summitpost.com. More your speed, and you can hang out with gaper S'teryx. prick

I agree with Lambone on this one. Nice trip. Looks like y'all had a great time.

scott, as of last weekend the road was still closed about a mile east of Silverton. I would imagine it still is. that would leave something like a four mile slog on the road to the dickerman trailhead. snowshoes and postholing all the way i figure. everything's opening late this year due to the record snowfall.

not in your underwear; your birthday suit

yeah, tell that to charles manson

dru,you guzzler, you how'd ya find that obscure tit bit??

did they chortle with joy, dwayner??

Plagiaristic Bastard

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Do French girls 'hirondelle'??? oui! please excuse her for a moment, she's all choked up. [ 05-02-2002, 03:59 PM: Message edited by: ]