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BTW Allisin, that wasn't very nice of you to tell me to go away when I just stopped in to say hello at NW.wankers.com You really know how to hurt a guy's feelings.

Got poontang?

quote: Originally posted by kellyclimbsnow: phonics is not the problem, my phonics are ok. spelling is bad becuase im a little dislexic. did my MA thesis on dislexia and language, so i am very aware of it thankyou. Well I apologize, I was wrong. That happened once last year too. hehehe Bash on!

Kelly; three words to help you in life. - {Hooked On Phonics}

You gurlz doin' some tongue jousting? Can I watch? It makes me hot.

Ooooo, now ya went and done it. BATTLECAGE

quote: Originally posted by estivate: You'll never see the one that gets you. They attack from behind, a bite to the back of the neck. I have a halloween mask of Richard Nixon strapped to my pack. We'll scare em' comin and goin.

Okay, but just for the weekend.

Insurance is a good thing. Buy all that you can afford. [ 10-26-2002, 11:11 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

That's why I now carry a Desert Eagle 50 caliber handgun and a 12" Bowie knife with me at all times. I also pack a couple of .45 autos when in Ballard and the Freemont areas.

Two peas in a pod.

somethings phucked up with the site. getting error messages all over the place.

Dave, there is no trask. I'm just a figment of your imagination.

Wang Dang Sweet Poontang

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Who's got the most ingenius and friendly posts in there? dan larson sux [ 10-25-2002, 12:21 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

Mishaps of youth? In my case more like stupidity of youth - My cousin and myself going down into the basement of my uncles unfinished house to look around and I step on a board with a big nail - the nail is sticking through the top of my shoe - I walk home with board and nail clip clopping along while my cousin laughs at me. Playing darts with my brother - only we are each the target. Fooling around with my Dad's 38 Police Special - knowing he never left it laying around loaded - I pull the trigger while aiming at the wall. I missed my brother who was in the next room by a few inches. Rappel racing to see who can get to the bottom first - after three heats - I HAVE to win - so as I bound out - I let go of the rope and crater 50 feet into a stone bottom creek. Somehow I remain conscious. Bicycle racing with a friend - pull out into traffic without looking - get hit by a vehicle - lucky for me it was an ambulance!! (Really ) Trying to scare the crap out of the girls that lived above us in the high school dorm by putting an old shriveled glove on the end of a broom stick on a dark and dreary - and snowing night. The plan was to tap on their window glass and scare them. As we push the window open (the German kind that open side to side) and run the broomstick out the window the wind blows the window shut - breaking the glass. The counselor makes us sleep in our room. We think we are going to freeze to death. Walking into the girls locker room on a dare. Playing dodge 'em with a Volkswagen Beetle in an open field. We threw chirt rocks at the driver - the driver tried to hit us with the VW (this was a game we played on a regular basis - fortunately the worst thing that happened was a concussion and a broken leg) Me and my friend (and next door neighbor) go in on an old Model A Ford - it has no doors and the throttle is a rope sticking through the dash. We had a ball driving it in between the two houses (we had big yards) but every time we took a left turn (since the passenger had to operate the throttle rope) sometimes only the rope was all you had to hang on to!!! Things got just a tad more than dicey more than a few times!!! Getting caught naked with my friend's sister (she was a year older than me) by my friend. That's about all the stupid shit I can think of right now....

Mr. Beck, Most of my misadventures happened on or near the water. Many, very similar to those you’ve mentioned. One event that really stands out for me was when a bunch of us kids were picking and eating blackberries, and I secretly pissed on the biggest, juiciest berry you’ve ever seen. I remember Richie Myers, the neighborhood spaz scoring that berry and bragging about how fucking good it was. Bwahahaha trask [ 10-25-2002, 07:02 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

Ryland, isn't it past your bedtime? Enough with the "Dad" stuff already. I ain't your daddy.

yeah ryland, and he's just like you [ 10-25-2002, 05:28 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

kick the can with the sharp edge while barefoot

The other day I took an en-do off my kid's skateboard. Managed to chip a bone in my elbow. No big thang, but now I've developed a swelling like water on the elbow, or some shit. I'm thinking about using my Bosch and my smallest drill bit to relieve the gu. What do you fellas recommend for some pain killer?

Geez Necro, mainlining again?

Ah gee Fig8, are you still sulking because you can't have me? Take a cold shower.

BTW BobRob, I like your new avatar. A true American hero in my eyes.