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quote: Originally posted by jordop: necro, as much as I love the progression of you avatar images, your current one of martha slave labour doesn't really capture the rotund pudginess of her current appearance. Accused of insider trading -----> binging! I think Martha is simply misunderstood. Until her day in court, we shouldn't be so quick to judge.

Necro, peace brother!

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Trask is just being a PR whore and trying to capture some precious swing votes before the upcoming mid-terms. He'll be back to the same old bullshit after 5 November, just watch. Dr. Flash Amazing, I find your post to be witty and humorous. Kudos! Keep up the good work my friend. Anxiously awaiting your next bit o' wit.

I have decided to turn over a new leaf. Peace to all and Democrats and sport climbers are good people too.

I don't know, but you sound like a really nice guy and I'd like to thank you for the nice post. Have a great day and a big old cyber beer on me!

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Cooper was recently asked to explain why he thought that "modern man needs to hunt." Ancient or modern, man hunts because he is a carnivorous predator. You have only to examine his teeth, which are designed for shearing and masticating meat. Most grass eaters have grazing and grinding teeth located only in the lower jaw. Man does not hunt in order to eat - not in the past and not now. [ 10-31-2002, 12:38 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

Some suggest that most of us in America value political liberty above all other considerations, but the media suggest that at least half of world citizenry prefers security to liberty - if it comes to a choice. Of course it does not come to that. As Mr. Franklin put it so well, those who value security over liberty wind up with neither.

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A guy bursts through the door of his house screaming "Pack your bags, honey! I just won the lottery - All 10 million dollars of it!" The wife asks "Shall I pack for the beach or the snow?" He replies "I don't care - Just get out!"

quote: Originally posted by iain: Is there any better way to start the day? Morning hummer

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hey phuckstick, didn't i see you marching on the white house the other day? commie

E Rock, You are so one sided on this issue that it's fruitless to even attempt to show you the error of your ways. You must make your mate quite miserable. Have a good day and please stay clear of my sled. trask

A yuppie goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there sonny?" The yuppie replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!" "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?" "Because this car can do up to 200 miles an hour!" states the young dude proudly. The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my moped!" Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 10 seconds, the speedometer reads 120mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be, and suddenly, WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him, going much faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the young man asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 150mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped! Amazed that a moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 175 mph. WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH! He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 200 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do! Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The young man stops and jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My God! Is there anything I can do for you?" The old man whispers, "Unhook... my... suspenders. from... your... side-view mirror.

Q: Know how to have fun with 5 lbs. of fat? A: Put a nipple on it.

Oh, those nasty things. I'm not a fan.

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Gum a turd asseyes.

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What are foobies?