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Insurance is a good thing. Buy all that you can afford. [ 10-26-2002, 11:11 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

That's why I now carry a Desert Eagle 50 caliber handgun and a 12" Bowie knife with me at all times. I also pack a couple of .45 autos when in Ballard and the Freemont areas.

Two peas in a pod.

somethings phucked up with the site. getting error messages all over the place.

Dave, there is no trask. I'm just a figment of your imagination.

Wang Dang Sweet Poontang

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Who's got the most ingenius and friendly posts in there? dan larson sux [ 10-25-2002, 12:21 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

Mishaps of youth? In my case more like stupidity of youth - My cousin and myself going down into the basement of my uncles unfinished house to look around and I step on a board with a big nail - the nail is sticking through the top of my shoe - I walk home with board and nail clip clopping along while my cousin laughs at me. Playing darts with my brother - only we are each the target. Fooling around with my Dad's 38 Police Special - knowing he never left it laying around loaded - I pull the trigger while aiming at the wall. I missed my brother who was in the next room by a few inches. Rappel racing to see who can get to the bottom first - after three heats - I HAVE to win - so as I bound out - I let go of the rope and crater 50 feet into a stone bottom creek. Somehow I remain conscious. Bicycle racing with a friend - pull out into traffic without looking - get hit by a vehicle - lucky for me it was an ambulance!! (Really ) Trying to scare the crap out of the girls that lived above us in the high school dorm by putting an old shriveled glove on the end of a broom stick on a dark and dreary - and snowing night. The plan was to tap on their window glass and scare them. As we push the window open (the German kind that open side to side) and run the broomstick out the window the wind blows the window shut - breaking the glass. The counselor makes us sleep in our room. We think we are going to freeze to death. Walking into the girls locker room on a dare. Playing dodge 'em with a Volkswagen Beetle in an open field. We threw chirt rocks at the driver - the driver tried to hit us with the VW (this was a game we played on a regular basis - fortunately the worst thing that happened was a concussion and a broken leg) Me and my friend (and next door neighbor) go in on an old Model A Ford - it has no doors and the throttle is a rope sticking through the dash. We had a ball driving it in between the two houses (we had big yards) but every time we took a left turn (since the passenger had to operate the throttle rope) sometimes only the rope was all you had to hang on to!!! Things got just a tad more than dicey more than a few times!!! Getting caught naked with my friend's sister (she was a year older than me) by my friend. That's about all the stupid shit I can think of right now....

STFU Dave you moron and take your stupid phucking idea and shove it up yur arse. trask

Mr. Beck, Most of my misadventures happened on or near the water. Many, very similar to those you’ve mentioned. One event that really stands out for me was when a bunch of us kids were picking and eating blackberries, and I secretly pissed on the biggest, juiciest berry you’ve ever seen. I remember Richie Myers, the neighborhood spaz scoring that berry and bragging about how fucking good it was. Bwahahaha trask [ 10-25-2002, 07:02 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

Ryland, isn't it past your bedtime? Enough with the "Dad" stuff already. I ain't your daddy.

yeah ryland, and he's just like you [ 10-25-2002, 05:28 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

kick the can with the sharp edge while barefoot

The other day I took an en-do off my kid's skateboard. Managed to chip a bone in my elbow. No big thang, but now I've developed a swelling like water on the elbow, or some shit. I'm thinking about using my Bosch and my smallest drill bit to relieve the gu. What do you fellas recommend for some pain killer?

Geez Necro, mainlining again?

Ah gee Fig8, are you still sulking because you can't have me? Take a cold shower.

BTW BobRob, I like your new avatar. A true American hero in my eyes.

Wow Necro, that was a long article. Must have been a tough read for you. Has hooked on phonics been helpful? Yur pal, trask

That's right Jon, and I'll even remove my teeth and let you place your pint on my head.

indeed! they's a peppy lot. [ 10-25-2002, 04:39 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

Cry me a river Superstar.

You know what MtnGoat, you're way out of line. This is Jon and Timmy's website, last I checked, and they can run it any way they want. Go fuck yourself you pompous pint of piss.

quote: Originally posted by Necronomicon: Looks like a scene from "Pluggin' da' Fatties Four" No dude, it's from - you've been locked up longer than I thought.

quote: Originally posted by Necronomicon: Who's Nurse Ratchet?