allthumbs

It's your money dude, whatever.

Nothing is secure over the internet. Email, Credit Cards, identity theft, SS# theft, website hacking, it's a fucking crap shoot. Don't rely on security programs and shit...to cover your ass, don't give out any information, don't bank on line, don't purchase shit via credit card on line, etc... If you do, don't bitch when you get robbed. Think I'm wrong or joking?? Think again.

fuckin lame

Security guards are useless bitches with no, I repeat, no arresting or detainment power whatsoever. They lay a hand on you and you're entitled to sue the ever-lovin' shit outta them. All they really are is watch dawgs.

For once, I agree 100% with Cattbird.

Have a nice day Necro. Your friend, trask

This is how to dispose of pumpkins properly –

I'd say the author's a cunt.

because it SUCKS!!!!! ?????

the flip side of the coin...

Comrade, I shop at finer men's stores, not the Army-Navy. I regale in my motor home, not a tent. Get your facts straight.

Harpell says, "blah, blah, blah, my comrades and I are all alcoholic and smell like fish".

BBQ, ummmm, good

You shouldn't be allowed a tent either; they're ugly and deface the serenity of the landscape. A tarp will do just fine.

You're no fuckin' prize yourself, douche. In fact, you're the saddest, piss-poor excuse for a man I've ever seen, you little sherry-sippin' Polock in a latex mini-skirt.

Dave, you and Cracked don't like football?? Technically you're men, but technically, so is a she-male ladyboy from Thailand. In reality, you're nothing more than pitiful gin-sodden excuses for anything other than rancid fuckweasles. And you Dave, I'm not surprised you're single, you pimple-faced perpetual wedgie victim. I'll bet you put pubic hairs between your teeth just to make it look like you get laid. Don't like football?? Do you two ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth, you slivering spawn from a hemorrhoidal leper's rectum? GO DAWGS!!!!!!

Tide with bleach

Gallo Italian dry salami

dumb blondes

"No need for protection..it's only 5.11"

phukin A

7" tongue

a few extra post-episiotomy stitches

in Washington, D.C. this Christmas. This ruling wasn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation’s capital. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

I'd like to sacrifice one of my turds to stuff down your throat.