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yeah, nice Beck, too bad you only made $15 today though, eh? when ya joining society and gettin a real job?

hahaha, you mean like that little winky thing you affectionately call a dick?

what a sap well, I'm off for a nooner, you shits' play nice now, ya hear!!!

nice talk, catturd in the corner, NOW!

I got habits and needs - keep the paychecks comin'

coward

darlin, come on over to my crib and you and I'll see what we can do about that

The cockbites that installed my new picture windows and slider didn't flash the fuckers right, and last night during a hard rain/wind storm (which blew directly at the glass) I used buckets to catch the drips. SHIT Now I have to go buy metal flashing and do the fucking job right. Goddamn useless contractors (pardon me, Off White).

Don't be such a pussy. My old man and the other Kappa Sig pledges ate puke outta a bucket for hell week at the UW in '42. They fuckin survived.

Shit Scott, dogs eat their own puke all the time. They'll eat shit too.

This post said something different for about 5 minutes this morning before a moderator (or Trask) changed it. I think anyone else would have been banned for what was posted previously. trask=gappertimmy? The dark side? you mean when I said that marylou was an attention whore cunt? I decided that was a bit harsh. Actually marylou is pretty okay if she keeps her holier than thou attitude in check.

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quit trying to always run the show, beyotch

get it done in 10 seconds

MILF - pics or vids?

suck up II

suck up

"I don't think there's anything to be afraid of. Failure brings great rewards.”

witness the spotted owl fiasco

Harry Pi calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work." The boss says, "You know Harry Pi, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Harry Pi calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

why not, you've had one on everyone else

I dunno some pussy complainin to the mods about me

save the whales, spear a catturd