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This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries - but now we know.... If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race - you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the house work - you're a pansy. If you work too hard - there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough - you're a good for nothing bum. If she has a boring, repetitive job with low pay - that is exploitation. If you have a boring, repetitive job with low pay - you should get off your lazy ass and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her - that is favoritism. If she gets promoted ahead of you - its equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks - it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet - it's male indifference. If you cry - you're a wimp. If you don't - you're an insensitive bastard. If you appreciate the female form and frilly panties - you're a pervert. If you don't - you're gay. If you buy her flowers - you're up to something. If you don't - you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your accomplishments - you're full of yourself. If you're not - you're not ambitious. If she has a headache - she is tired. If you have a headache - you don't love her any more. If you want it too often - you're oversexed. If you don't - there has to be someone else. Men die first because they want to.............

Ladyboys = Michael Layton, Erik, Sexy Cocoa, Pope, Allison, j_b Felchers = Necro, CPB, Dru, Metalhead, Dick Head, Catturd

today

lance your boils first, eric

I feel a BM ... time for a movement.

Necro could give you a run for your money, Ray

After my 4th divorce I hated marriage, not women. Who's up for some fisting?

all this talk of beer and shit puts me in the mood ~ who's up for a good fisting and watersports ??

ah, listening to you connoisseurs makes my mouth water 'fraid it's ESB RedHooks for this child

who ya callin small, peewee?

K-Y jelly is a girl's best friend

we need all the bad blood we can get

ouch! mommy

Roger, that's not a very nice way to treat a new female poster. Shame on you. I think you should apologize.

so what's stopping you, roger? slip her some tongue

holy shit, a voice of reason in a sea of scum

Does sarcasm usually do the trick? if it does, she has it in spades

if you're talking about me, lookee here and i'll squirt ya in the eye

I call the fuckers on the phone and whine like a woman. Mostly they help me out to stop the insanity.

my lunch date cancelled my ballz are about to explode

huff this ----> nice, wasn't it? notice the creamed corn in there for texture?

we don't give a shit about your dumb friends

Hey marylou, I apologized for falsely accusing you. As to my earlier remark to you, tough shit. Oh, and when was the last time you had anything worthwhile to say? I thought so