allthumbs

the Northwest's own North Carolina...oink, oink

ditto

Alpine, relax. It's traitors like DFA the communist that I can't stomach. Party-line disagreements and differing opinions are all good. Nobody is saying that Democrats or liberals should be "offed". Disagreement is good...it gets shit out in the open. Go smoke a bowl and chill.

here's to swimmin with bowlegged women

go rewrap your turban motherfucker

Nice poem Dru trollin' for chicks again I see

shoot some shit

Let's sit on our thumbs and eat granola.

I'll tell ya what DFA, troll or not, the anti-American shit you spew ain't cuttin it much anymore. You really ought to take Cavey's advice and move the fuck outta our country if this is the way you really feel.

Fuckin A

nun·cha·ku (nən-chä'kū) or nun·chuck (nŭn'chŭk') or num·chuck (nŭm'-) check it fuckwad dick fuck cock sucker shit head

DFA- We know that, numbnutz. What's disturbing is your obvious communistic slant. I wouldn't mind discussing this in person. I'll bring a cigar and numchucks.

Hey fucker. I'm sending your url to the feds. You need some mind adjustment.

Flash, you're digging your grave

Douch'e

Maybe Comrade Locke and his jack-booted thugs will take a pay cut and donate the surplus to parks.

hey veggie, disco is dead

I just forgot to reset my hotkey. It's back. Thanks

timmy, i can't get "the last 40 threads" to lock in on my desktop (i use as a starter icon) like before... wazzup with that? On edit - Figured it out

having fun at my expense are ya?

read if interested

At the office, where I worked, there was an angel there. Her hair was long and flowing, and her skin was soft and fair. I wanted so, to ask her out, but I was way too shy. I thought she was too beautiful, for me to even try. A few times I approached her, she just smiled and walked away. I could not get the courage up, and "Hi" was all I'd say. Then, I had an idea, I would get her home address, And send a valentine to her, and with it I'd express, The way I feel about her, and the way she makes me feel, And the feelings that I have, are very, very real. I'll tell her, that I dream of her, and how it all would be, If she would only take the time, to be alone with me. I poured my heart out in the card, and ask her to be mine, And then I dropped it in the mail, my special valentine. In just a few short days, I had a response in my mail, A card with her return address, I started feeling pale. I wondered what she said in it, and what she thinks of me, I guess the only way to know, is open it and see. With great anticipation, I removed the envelope, And closed my eyes a moment, as my heart filled up with hope. I opened up my eyes to see, a card shaped like a heart, And in the center, someone drew, a bloody piercing dart. I opened up the card to see, if writing was inside, And when I started reading it, I damn near almost died. I'd love to be your valentine, but I think that I will pass, My husband says he'll be at work, to kick your stupid ass. I'm glad you like my body, and you think it's really fine, My husband says this card is going, where the sun don't ever shine. In your card, you said there's things to me you'd love to do, I think my husband's going to do, all those things to you. So, have a Happy Valentines, I'll see you Monday morn, My husband says on Tuesday, you'll wish you were never born.

For starters it needs serious editing. Not trying to be a prick, just stating the obvious. Other than that, it's cool. A headsup: You better check with Cavey before mentioning his name. He's capable of getting pissed off and making your life a living hell.

You the man, Goat

rest your rump at the Cedar Stump good beer good bands lots of local farm gurlz it's in the sticks no fuzz for miles around