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allthumbs

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  1. drink more. it's the American way
  2. Is this a Rod Stewart song?
  3. hahahahaha, I'm trippin'
  4. Wow. You guys are really DICK TRACY Bwahahaha
  5. thanks for the update, little bunny foo foo
  6. that's cool. just checking cause you're so mean to me
  7. hey catturd, yukity, yukity, yuk you think that one up all by yourself? hey btw...do you still want that 5 gallon drum of prison quality crystal meth. sent to your house?
  8. I named the dingy the WET DREAM
  9. okay, you disabled mine. thanks. now do you really want mad porn? Where would I find that?
  10. hey, that's almost the name of my boat...THE HAPPY HOOKER
  11. allthumbs

    Dogs?

    hey icegirl, bring your pooch out here tomorrow, you can run her leashless all day on the beach
  12. allthumbs

    Dogs?

    my dawg chases the bears so it's risky business to take the critter
  13. thankfully being single means never having to go through that agony
  14. trask's 5 favorite movies of all time: fast times at ridgemont high outlaw josie wales dumb and dumber caddyshack magnificent seven
  15. dude, don't admit that stuff around your brahs they'll laugh at your expense the next time they're drunk
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    Bolt-mania

    okay, let's talk about using llamas for the approach
  17. the only ones bitin' down on trask wear panties
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    Bolt-mania

    I think the only way to describe an overbolted rock is a miniature golf course for climbing. As the number of cars builds every weekend and the crowds swarm for overgraded, overbolted, and occasionally manufactured routes, you have to wonder when it will become part of Wally World or Spumonie Gardens. The Forest Service should lease these sites to a concessionaire so we can buy 5 dollar sodas in between burns on a chiseled 5.12 (or was it 5.10?). Get the official T-shirt! Quantities are limited. ...by another dude
  19. makes good fire starter in a pinch too. saves on tearin the pages out of my pocket sized new testament.
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