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  1. Flash, you're digging your grave
  2. Douch'e
  3. Maybe Comrade Locke and his jack-booted thugs will take a pay cut and donate the surplus to parks.
  4. hey veggie, disco is dead
  5. I just forgot to reset my hotkey. It's back. Thanks
  6. timmy, i can't get "the last 40 threads" to lock in on my desktop (i use as a starter icon) like before... wazzup with that? On edit - Figured it out
  7. having fun at my expense are ya?
  8. read if interested
  9. At the office, where I worked, there was an angel there. Her hair was long and flowing, and her skin was soft and fair. I wanted so, to ask her out, but I was way too shy. I thought she was too beautiful, for me to even try. A few times I approached her, she just smiled and walked away. I could not get the courage up, and "Hi" was all I'd say. Then, I had an idea, I would get her home address, And send a valentine to her, and with it I'd express, The way I feel about her, and the way she makes me feel, And the feelings that I have, are very, very real. I'll tell her, that I dream of her, and how it all would be, If she would only take the time, to be alone with me. I poured my heart out in the card, and ask her to be mine, And then I dropped it in the mail, my special valentine. In just a few short days, I had a response in my mail, A card with her return address, I started feeling pale. I wondered what she said in it, and what she thinks of me, I guess the only way to know, is open it and see. With great anticipation, I removed the envelope, And closed my eyes a moment, as my heart filled up with hope. I opened up my eyes to see, a card shaped like a heart, And in the center, someone drew, a bloody piercing dart. I opened up the card to see, if writing was inside, And when I started reading it, I damn near almost died. I'd love to be your valentine, but I think that I will pass, My husband says he'll be at work, to kick your stupid ass. I'm glad you like my body, and you think it's really fine, My husband says this card is going, where the sun don't ever shine. In your card, you said there's things to me you'd love to do, I think my husband's going to do, all those things to you. So, have a Happy Valentines, I'll see you Monday morn, My husband says on Tuesday, you'll wish you were never born.
  10. For starters it needs serious editing. Not trying to be a prick, just stating the obvious. Other than that, it's cool. A headsup: You better check with Cavey before mentioning his name. He's capable of getting pissed off and making your life a living hell.
  11. You the man, Goat
  12. rest your rump at the Cedar Stump good beer good bands lots of local farm gurlz it's in the sticks no fuzz for miles around
  13. Get this Greg, a sniper from Canada has the longest kill of the Afghan war. When I was up in Edmonton last July visiting friends and sampling the suds and other goodies, the CFB there was getting ready to hold a parade welcoming home several hundred of their troops who had been in Afghanistan for a rather long time. My friend's cousins worked on the base and had several base papers telling all about how long they were over there and what they were doing. You would be surprised at how many Canucks are deployed in support of America. Believe it or not Canada has a kick ass military when you get past the boot licking scum in the government. They are really closer & better friends than the brits except for the bootlickers with the crap they spout.
  14. Canada has a history of being there when the bell rings - Prime Minister Jean Chrétien took Canada a step closer to war yesterday, raising the prospect of joining the U.S. and Britain in an attack on Iraq if there is evidence President Saddam Hussein has defied the United Nations. Chrétien's endorsement of George W. Bush's stand came the day after the president telephoned him to talk about the possibility of war in Iraq. Chrétien said the U.S. doesn't need to go back to the Security Council a second time for permission to attack — the resolution adopted in November gives a green light for military action if there is evidence that Iraq has failed to disarm or to reveal all its weapons programs. Yeah Dru
  15. WooHoo! 7 to go, I'm rollin a fatty!
  16. more spray, more spray, more spray
  17. Having one right now Mr. Talksalotashit
  18. Actually I'm stayin online tonight cause I only have 10 posts to hit 7000, then I implode.
  19. Yeah Swab, but look atcha now. One of us regular reprobates.
  20. I see a boatload of you fuckers reading everybody else's shit. Why don't y'all sign up and post. We'll only humiliate ya if ya say something stupid. We need more victims, er, I mean blood around here. Come on! Say somethin!
  21. Nudes Only Greg and I will pose nude after you girls post nude. See, we're willing to participate.
  22. This thread was a cheap ploy to get you gals to play with us.
  23. Fairweather
  24. allthumbs

    Mystery Photo

    Speaking of Whitehorse. Why is it so seldom climbed?
  25. It's allot like Chess. Strategies are devised and sacrafices are made. Checkmate!
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