allthumbs

have an affair ...always cheers me up

What color body bag you want Flash? Pink?

True. Wanna fist fight (no attorneys) and settle this thing?

Don't have time to fuck with you right now SC. Off to see the tax man.

You are so fucking narrow-minded SC. Look at the bigger picture for a change. Tool

None of this is classified and can be gained thru media sources. I was looking over the troop list so far as the Army is concerned and speculate what the Marines have ready - Army - 3d Infantry Division (Mechanized) Army - 4th Infantry Division (Mechanized) Army - 10th Mountain Division (Light Infantry) Army - 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault) Army - 82d Airborne Division Army - the rest is classified but consists of Special Ops folks - let your imagination run wild here. Marine - at least one if not two Marine Expeditionary Forces (the equivalent of a Division - or about 14,000 Marines) With the exception of the 4th Infantry Division, all the Army units are part of the 18th Airborne Corps - to include the 3d Infantry Division. The "Stealth" fighter squadron from Holloman AFB shipped out. Something like a 30-hour non-stop trip, to be refueled in route. The B2s already left and are present in theater somewhere. If I remember correctly B-52s struck from their home bases during Desert Storm, so I am sure they will do that again - plus some from Diego Garcia. Pretty impressive array of forces. It does not include logistical support for the Army - the Navy provides it for the Marines, and who knows how much air power we have there between the Air Force, Navy, and Marine Corps. (Five carriers worth of Navy fighters and fighter-bombers - which is over 350 aircraft that are just Navy/USMC). I have already figured out my own scenario for how I would employ them, but would rather not speculate publicly. I would also imagine that if Britain has not deployed regular troops that both Britain and Australia have sent in their special ops guys - most likely SAS. They would be working under a joint British/Aussie commander who reports to the US Commander on the ground - most probably the 18th Corps Commander or CinC CENTCOM. The two mechanized divisions are already there. The 101st is closing (meaning finalizing their deployment) as is the 10th Mtn. The 82d is prepared, but does not need to deploy until they are needed. Marines are already afloat with the fleet. Carriers are on station. Special Ops guys - don't want to say.

Dude, its the penguins in antarctica. they're taking time off from seal blowing.

Fuck Z

Actually, I find the most bothersome aspect of the impending strike on Iraq to be the lack of a body bag with Saddam in it. When the shit finally hits the fan, he'll be in another country. We surely will remove him from power, but what a shame the fucker will survive.

We'll deal with those fuckers later.

I'm going to be there in my Mattel riot gear, kicking ass on destructive dissenters. Break a window in my favorite city - I break your head.

As far as North Korea striking us with a pre-emptive strike. I find that laughable. * As soon as they launched a missile toward this country ten more would be in the air going the other way. That ought to be enough to end that problem. Kim Jung II may be a nutcase, but he is not suicidal. If Korea strikes the U.S., Korea will cease to exist as a country. * Suppose anyone in California is still opposed to a ballistic missile defense system? hehehe

Dwayner = B-40

Yeah, old Dwayner does cover some ground doesn't he.

An Army Ranger, deployed to Afghanistan, received a letter from his girlfriend back home. She told him that she had slept with two other men since he had left, and that she wanted to break off their relationship. She wanted him to send her her pictures back. The Ranger immediately called on his resourcefulness and initiative and went around to all his other Ranger buddies asking them if he could borrow an old picture of their girlfriends. Once he had a collection of about 20 different women, he put them plus the ones of his girlfriend in an envelope and then put in a note that said, "I'm sorry. I can't remember which one you are. Could you please remove your pictures and then send the rest back to me?"

was it good?

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take a powder and cheer up

I'd kill myself - end of fucking story.