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if I wanted to hear from a shit like you, i would have farted

hey SC, got something for ya lick it byotch

See? SEE?! dfa, tell your wife to quit calling me...it's pissing off my neighbor's wife when she's here.

fda- fuck you

It's straighter than a honeymoon dick. She's tighter than a bull's ass in fly time.

naw, I just shoot em full of holes.

or a creditor to run from?

Anybody have any? Here's two I like: "Sitting and wishing won't change your fate -- The Lord provides the fishing but you have to dig the bait." "Look at the funbags on that hosehound"

Hey, isn't this your homepage Rob?

One can only hope!

My .45 is locked and loaded - sitting on my desk as I type. My .12 gauge Defender is standing at the ready at my bedside with 8 rounds of OO buck. I encourage the fuckers to come at me.

"bomber bolts? K, you go first"

The Brits have succeeded in disarming themselves, resulting in the predictable explosion of street crime. In Britain today, a citizen who fights back to protect himself from assault by a goblin is in serious trouble, but the goblin is not. It is hard to believe, but the socialist solution to this situation is to increase the severity of the penalties for self-defense. It is proposed that what used to get you five years in the slammer should now get you ten. So much for the "land of hope and glory, mother of the free." cooper

After careful observation, I've determined that internet people will be the demise of cascade mountaineering and skiing and that by posting on this site you will eventually lead to the demise of all held sacred and holy in Cascade mountaineering history. Man is born to die, his works are short lived. Monuments decay, buildings crumble and wealth vanishes, but the Cascades in all their glory forever will remain the Mountains of the Gods . I suggest you should all move back home and restore the Cascade mountains to their former isolated glory. trask

Ever hear the story about the little prick who cried wolf? Losing a job and being unemployed isn't funny. And making light of it sucks ass. It was a joke stupid. Get over yourself.

I heard from a reliable source that Fred has had more women than Johnny Wad Holmes.

One good thing might come out this though. Hey rbw, ChrisT really IS looking for work and you should contact her. She does nice shit...check out her site and drop her a PM.

The only tool I get excited about swings between my legs.

Ah shit Goat. I can't lie to you my brother. Lost my job? NOT, April fools.

sucked in by the force, i see

Not if you were using Opera . I can just turn off the styling, and it's all readable! Not that there is anything worth reading... trask - you cheatin haha, i had to because it wouldn't take a double post of this most important beta.

check email

good bullshit artist, but I don't come cheap.

Cut backs. Bam! No warning. Now what do I do? Anybody hiring?