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  1. Fuck that. Want my gun? Come and get it.
  2. I'm sick and I feel like shit and I can't sleep and I fucking feel like killing something!
  3. allthumbs

    Haystack

    Why don't you sign up for moderator? On second thought, don't. You'd fuck the place up with your sterilization.
  4. I think you should go polish your sausage.
  5. Times are a bit different now. Doncha think?
  6. I'm so sick of the anti-war movement. I almost wish Bush would cave and do nothing. Then in a few months when one of our cities and thousands of citizens are targeted and killed by some middle eastern goblin, I'd like to hear what all you doves have to say. What would you say then? How would you justify it?
  7. Well we certainly shouldn't allow the hippies to run the country. What a frickin' disaster that'd be. Sexual Chocolate for President 2004 Bwahahaha
  8. Your idea sucks. This isn't Nazi Germany (yet?) Get a grip.
  9. I read it. So what? Perhaps you'd like the President to divulge all to the public and press, so that the people can decide what's best for the country and national affairs. Are you qualified? Shit man, we're at war with "terrorism", don't you fucking think certain things best remain classified? Some of you people are totally out of touch with reality. God help us all if a Al Gore was President right now.
  10. nm
  11. hope ya get 4 feet
  12. SC
  13. Two of Ten Commandments Deemed Fraudulent Handwriting experts at UC Berkley have concluded that the hand of God did, not write two of the Ten Commandments given to Moses, and are part of an eons old hoax. "We've seen many fakes and this one is classic" cited Maurice DeMarvo, Professor of Antiquity. "God has a distinctive style that's easy to follow". Apparently, when exposed to BM gas and UV light, the carvings of the seventh and ninth commandments show a distinctively different signature and signs of being purposefully modified from the original. The commandments in question prohibit adultery and forbid the telling of lies, both rarely followed in modern society. Experts agree that dropping the two questionable commandments will have little effect and urge further research into the fourth commandment (observe the Sabbath), as it too may be fraudulent.
  14. brilliant smartass. ya think that up all by yourself? just so ya know, you made my shit list and I on you from great height.
  15. merely a formality - let the games begin
  16. My airbrushed t-shirt Matches my woman's, says we're "Prisoners of Luv"
  17. skid marks on the pavement possum runs away no dinner tonight
  18. I think it's a great idea. You should also add a mountain porn forum.
  19. allthumbs

    Girl Stuff

    I think this Trish Fox chick is a dyke troll friend of Caveman.
  20. Deer wander in yard Sun heats up the doublewide Get the shotgun, Ma
  21. allthumbs

    Question for Dru

    You don't know me dude. Don't stereotype me.
  22. allthumbs

    Question for Dru

    Catbird, that's the dumbest thing you've said yet.
  23. That's a bizarre story you told Catbird. You're a lucky bastard to be alive. That kind of shit seems so "Agatha Christy" but obviously does happen in real life.
  24. allthumbs

    Question for Dru

    it's okay Dru, we luv ya and everyone knows Canada is the 51'st state of the U.S.
  25. allthumbs

    Question for Dru

    eh
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