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  1. Two of Ten Commandments Deemed Fraudulent Handwriting experts at UC Berkley have concluded that the hand of God did, not write two of the Ten Commandments given to Moses, and are part of an eons old hoax. "We've seen many fakes and this one is classic" cited Maurice DeMarvo, Professor of Antiquity. "God has a distinctive style that's easy to follow". Apparently, when exposed to BM gas and UV light, the carvings of the seventh and ninth commandments show a distinctively different signature and signs of being purposefully modified from the original. The commandments in question prohibit adultery and forbid the telling of lies, both rarely followed in modern society. Experts agree that dropping the two questionable commandments will have little effect and urge further research into the fourth commandment (observe the Sabbath), as it too may be fraudulent.
  2. brilliant smartass. ya think that up all by yourself? just so ya know, you made my shit list and I on you from great height.
  3. merely a formality - let the games begin
  4. My airbrushed t-shirt Matches my woman's, says we're "Prisoners of Luv"
  5. skid marks on the pavement possum runs away no dinner tonight
  6. I think it's a great idea. You should also add a mountain porn forum.
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    Girl Stuff

    I think this Trish Fox chick is a dyke troll friend of Caveman.
  8. Deer wander in yard Sun heats up the doublewide Get the shotgun, Ma
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    Question for Dru

    You don't know me dude. Don't stereotype me.
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    Question for Dru

    Catbird, that's the dumbest thing you've said yet.
  11. That's a bizarre story you told Catbird. You're a lucky bastard to be alive. That kind of shit seems so "Agatha Christy" but obviously does happen in real life.
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    Question for Dru

    it's okay Dru, we luv ya and everyone knows Canada is the 51'st state of the U.S.
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    Lady in need

    Christ SK, if we waited out the weather around here all the time, we'd never get anything done. Trish, go for it. Try to hook up with Erik or Greg, or someone like that.
  14. Erik- Here's the site you've been looking for. Good news! Your condition is treatable. PREMATURE EJACULATION : how to treat PREMATURE EJACULATION ... The essential notion in this definition is the term " involuntarily ", indeed a premature ejaculator cannot voluntarily decide the exact moment of his ... www.erikisadribbler.com/gb/sexology/premature-ejaculation - 19k - Feb 13, 2003 - Cached - Similar pages
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    Girl Stuff

    Well hell fern, I'll go over there and hang out with you gurlz. I have many ideas relating to women.
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    Girl Stuff

    a three-way sexual encounter; now you're talkin baby
  17. Matt's right Dwayner. Even though I admire your misadventures and Kosher dills, I do find you to be a "horse's ass" at times. Practice your mantra.
  18. LOL, so that's what's coming outta my sub!
  19. You, Adamson and Thor are my heros, Don.
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