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maybe you can borrow pope's buildering pad with the turd print on it

I'll drop a brown coil on ya

does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?

You're a brave pilgrim to post that Dru...I salute you

there's a few around, they'll probably PM ya cause they're embare-assed to admit it

what newt story?

cept' for FDA

was the first training for the second or what very funny hoser your brother told me what you did to your neighbor when you were 12

Nope, ya gotta be subtle with em'. Tell her you're looking at her picture and she's got nice tits.

Hey Dru, I saw Amber last weekend at the Renton chosspile.

I'll put a chalkprint on yo ass, but it won't be a hand

bring it brah, we're just bling-blingin' at the party

I say quit huffin on that can of hammerite and spank the monkey for drill

I'd spread him out eagle-like, pop out his eyes and piss in the sockets

If he's french he's a cum guzzling homo fag ass bitch I'm bored, anybody got any heroin or elephant tranquilizer?

frenchies are fags

yup that sux, that guy is fucking sketchy!!!! and likes to complicate things... oh well, i dont read that shizz.... i just think the pictures are pretty! aka Hustler

Reminds me of the cop in Dumb & Dumber tasting the "beer"

HEY did I say you pussys could hijack my thread?

This is really good stuff and soooo fucking right on Foundations of Ladder Theory Sally: We are just going to be friends, OK? Harry: Great, friends. It's the best thing...You realize, of course, that we can never be friends. Sally: Why not? Harry: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape, or form - is that men and women can't be friends, because the sex part always gets in the way. Sally: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved. Harry: No, you don't. Sally: Yes, I do. Harry: No, you don't. Sally: Yes, I do. Harry: You only think you do. Sally: You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge? Harry: No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you. Sally: They do not. Harry: Do too. Sally: They do not. Harry: Do too. Sally: How do you know? Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her. Sally: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive. Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them, too. Sally: What if they don't want to have sex with you? Harry: Doesn't matter, because the sex thing is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story. True Dat

go chug some cock

We had a goldfish swallowing contest. Does that count? we did that with slugs

Holy shit. Pet newts, hamsters, lizards, fuck you guys were soooo fucking lame. Me and the boyZ had big ass dawgs and we had motorcycles and shit...hell, my one buddy had a fucking wolf and had to keep it on a logging choker cause it'd bust chain. Next somebody's gonna tell me about their pet goldfish. Bwahahahaha