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You two chodes enjoy busting my chops? Huh?

Ya, well dating is over-rated at my age. The other night I met a hot chick at the bar but didn't come home with her because I felt a dump coming on. Fuck, love life stifled by a Calzone.

Women get $5000 for selling their eggs. Know what men get for their sperm? 50 bucks. I gotta towel at home that's worth $250,000.

I just watched it 10 minutes ago on Fox news with Greta Van Susteren. I'll look for a link tomorrow.

Numbnuts, the point is that France should be our ally in this deal and instead are helping the ragheads to kill us more efficiently. Fuck the French. I'm hereby declaring my own private war on any Frenchy bastard that is anti-America.

Turns out the French have been smuggling in spare parts for Iraq's French-built Mirage fighters and also Iraqi attack helicopters. This evidently has been going on for a year and up until Jan. of this year. No wonder the French are opposing us in the war. Nuke France.

Arc'teryx Khamsin 62, $260 4473 cubic inches 4 pounds 2 ounces The Khamsin 62 has the heart of a mountaineer, and was universally loved by the testers. Its shape, slightly wider at the bottom than the top, keeps the weight centered in the right places for balance and ensures a big load can be carried without sacrificing headroom. The Y-frame aluminum and fiberglass stays and polyethylene frame sheet were forgiving on rough terrain and climbed very well, while the seamless shoulder straps and hip belt were comfortable with a full load. The frame sheet and stays are easily removable. It is hard to believe the Khamsin 62, at just a touch over 4 pounds, boasts so many extras: The removable top pouch converts into a fanny pack; a side-access zipper runs the length of the pack body; and a sturdy crampon pouch sits on the back of the pack. And don't forget about the ski slots, wand pocket, and compression strap over the top of the main compartment. The only complaint was minor: When the top pouch is flipped onto the back panel for loading the main compartment, it catches on the shoulder strap's rise-adjustment buckles, and constantly must be untangled. Pros: Comfortable; pack's shape keeps the load well balanced; climbs well; good headroom; nice features. Editors' Choice award. Cons: Edge of top pouch gets caught on shoulder rise-adjustment straps when packing main compartment. Price vs. performance value: A [...Climbing Magazine]

A little boy and a little girl, both about six, are playing in a sandbox. Unexpectedly, the little boy farted, causing a little sand between his legs to shift. She notices, and squeals with laughter, "How'd you do that"? she asks. "Easy", he exclaimed, "I just farted". "Can I try it", she asks? "Sure", he says ", anybody can do it". So she strains, and concentrates, grunts and, Suddenly, there is a terrible explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out. The little boy rolls up the hill, he finds himself upside down against a tree; He groggily gets to his feet, runs over to where the little girl is and finds her out cold, flat on her back, spread eagle. He lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims, "Just what I thought - dual exhaust."

I guess these toads are listening. Now when will they figure out that we have figured out that they are price gouging? Big oil balks at buying Iraqi oil

eat balls asseyes

Dru, you hoser, I don't blame you one bit for taking a bye on the sufferfest at the North Pole. Fuck dude, that shit shrinks peckers to the size of a french cut bean. Think Hawaii, or Cabo, or fucking Arizona in December. Moab! Rockin~

on top - I heard their cheese factories have been cutting back production on Limburger. That's a hell of a note.

steely dan smokes poles

I'm shitfaced and thought I'd say hello.

What's Google? Isn't that when you stare at gurlZ?

"go jonny go"

and gum my nutZ

I don't see anything wrong with hiking as long as you don't become anal about it.

That's true if your cable company is fucked. Mine is awesome and put in a couple of new T1's or some shit and then starting charging people extra for downloading music beyond X amount of hours. Our system screams 24/7.

groan

same thing. i've had dsl and cable. cable is faster downloading; dsl faster uploading.

Quiet! I'm over there trying to catch some

you've been warned