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My hand wants new lipstick

How fucking childish has this fucked up thread turned into. Let's all be friends, get drunk and chase our sexretaries around the desk.

quit locking the threads we don't need another hall monitor

"I think America has no experience with terrorism or even with war. In Europe, we know a little bit more about these things." --Peter Gabriel

So much for the vaunted Canadian politesse, eh? she's the soul of uptown refinement

When I was younger and had some property, I raised a couple beef just for my own use. No chemicals or funky feed. The meat tasted so different from store-bought or restaurant beef it took me a couple weeks to get used to it. Much better though, I might add.

"Have we gone to war yet? We fucking deserve to get bombed. Bring it on." "Let's get rid of all the economic bullshit this country represents! Bring it on, I hope the Muslims win!" --Chrissie Hynde

“I think that people like the Howard Sterns, the Bill O'Reillys and to a lesser degree the bin Ladens of the world are making a horrible contribution [to society]. I'd like to trade O'Reilly for bin Laden. [O'Reilly] is a grumpy, self-loathing joke," Penn told the magazine.”

On the Late Night with Conan O’Brien show, Conan wrapped up his interview with Alec Baldwin by asking about Clinton’s impeachment ordeal. Here is Baldwin’s reply: "And I have come back from Africa to stained dressed and cigars and this and impeachment. I am thinking to myself, in other countries they are laughing at us 24 hours a day and I’m thinking to myself, if we were in other countries, we would all right now, all of us together, [starts to shout] all of us together would go down to Washington and we would stone Henry Hyde to death! We would stone him to death! [crowd cheers] Wait! Shut up! Shut up! No shut up! I’m not finished. We would stone Henry Hyde to death and we would go to their homes and we’d kill their wives and their children. We would kill their families. [stands up, yelling] What is happening in this country? What is happening? UGHHH!"

outstanding

pork, the other white meat

just say no to drugs

I've got the sirrus and the bird's heavier theta or beta or some hardman coat. I like the 10oz. sirrus for 90% of what I do. If I want to get towed behind a car by a rope on a gravel rode for fun, I'd use the heavier fucker.

Dru, I thought we went into Kuwait to kick the Iraqis' out.

Did you READ the proposal? About Saddam having to go on tv, stating he is hiding weapons of mass destruction or somesuch? Come on VB, will they require of him next the hokey-pokey? Perhaps the next resolution will require that he air on international television his suicide (see above). why don't you go over there and suck his dick you leper

and-a or-fa ou-ya DFA, eat-a alls-ba ass-a eyes-a

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next time I'm there at night, I'm riggin the wall with dynamite

wow, whodathunkit?

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thread of end, doesn't climbing and sucks hiking

more like feel your ass

I think it's a good idea. FWIW

hahaha

The french are no better than communists as far as I'm concerned. They made their bed, now they can lay in it. Fucking bastards.