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I'll put a chalkprint on yo ass, but it won't be a hand

bring it brah, we're just bling-blingin' at the party

I say quit huffin on that can of hammerite and spank the monkey for drill

I'd spread him out eagle-like, pop out his eyes and piss in the sockets

If he's french he's a cum guzzling homo fag ass bitch I'm bored, anybody got any heroin or elephant tranquilizer?

frenchies are fags

yup that sux, that guy is fucking sketchy!!!! and likes to complicate things... oh well, i dont read that shizz.... i just think the pictures are pretty! aka Hustler

Reminds me of the cop in Dumb & Dumber tasting the "beer"

HEY did I say you pussys could hijack my thread?

This is really good stuff and soooo fucking right on Foundations of Ladder Theory Sally: We are just going to be friends, OK? Harry: Great, friends. It's the best thing...You realize, of course, that we can never be friends. Sally: Why not? Harry: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape, or form - is that men and women can't be friends, because the sex part always gets in the way. Sally: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved. Harry: No, you don't. Sally: Yes, I do. Harry: No, you don't. Sally: Yes, I do. Harry: You only think you do. Sally: You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge? Harry: No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you. Sally: They do not. Harry: Do too. Sally: They do not. Harry: Do too. Sally: How do you know? Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her. Sally: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive. Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them, too. Sally: What if they don't want to have sex with you? Harry: Doesn't matter, because the sex thing is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story. True Dat

go chug some cock

We had a goldfish swallowing contest. Does that count? we did that with slugs

Holy shit. Pet newts, hamsters, lizards, fuck you guys were soooo fucking lame. Me and the boyZ had big ass dawgs and we had motorcycles and shit...hell, my one buddy had a fucking wolf and had to keep it on a logging choker cause it'd bust chain. Next somebody's gonna tell me about their pet goldfish. Bwahahahaha

I took a crap once and it had a little head on it and said, "Hi, I'm DFA"

FDA why doncha go play with your gerbils. Isn't it time for your feltching?

Nope, small town jock and hellraiser. Still am.

I didn't mean to imply we should "buy American." I'm totally in favor of complete free trade. It's hard on certain groups in various countries in the short run- no question about it. If you work in an industry whose product can be made elsewhere at lower cost, you're going to suffer with free trade. Everybody else in the country who uses that product, however, is better off, because they can buy whatever you made for less, and will have disposable money left over for things they wouldn't have been able to afford if they had to pay the old, higher price for your product. There's always a WHOLE lot more of the everybody else than there is of you, so the net impact on the national well-being is greatly positive. Free trade, without the slightest doubt, produces a higher standard of living for almost everybody, in all countries involved, almost immediately. In the longer term, the displaced people will find new skills and employment and so virtually everybody will be better off. So, I'm all for free trade, which is the complete opposite of "Buy American." I just want to put a knee in the French crotch in the short term. Wine, cheese, designer bottled water and such are pretty easy targets and, I believe, fairly significant quantities in their exports to the US. You could add the Germans' and Belgians' crotches- wouldn't hurt my feelings.

Greg, remember you're dealing with the class nerds here. The ones we laughed at at school and pushed their heads in the urinals.

"Can you direct me to the nearest Slushie"

I condemn all acts of xenophobia, antisemitism, religious and ethical prejudices. Oh, and SC, I piss on you from great height as is par.

douche'

well YA, that goes without sayin

someone smoke a fatty for me

okay we have got dave's approval now if we can get more hot chicks!!! want me to bring the Hooter's Harem?

that fucking site wouldn't let me in...said i was too young and impressionable