allthumbs

no doubt because you don't get any sour apples

shut up you commie dork - fuck, you're irritating

GLADLY SIR will you be at my beck and call and take me all the places I want to go??? depends on your offer why you get the pleasure of my company of course... to bask in my brilliance, to gaze upon my beauty.... oh mi god I'm crackin' myself up hardy hardy har

Sounds like a man I use to live with..... Ouch!

GLADLY SIR will you be at my beck and call and take me all the places I want to go??? depends on your offer

I think we'd all like to see it. That'd be the best piece of humor we've had this week.

I think he wants to see my weenie

watch it with the old age jokes, i'm only 38 are you sucking up now?

Oh please! Everyone takes shots at me. I don't care. I just find you more piteous than most. Next

Uh huh. that the best you got, rookie? editing quotes - bwahahaha

sleepy again Flash? take yur vitamins

I concur My vote goes to Canadian women. this is stupid, no particular country or state produces better flute players. it's all relative

I concur

How did this become about me? I posted about immigrant assholes that work our system. Only thing Scotland is good for is testing raincoats.

I hit a nerve eh? Feels good. suck spooge, clown puncher

no, those were DFA's old lady's shorts. she left 'em at my house the wkend. before she eloped with numbnuts.

what the fuck do you really know about me, dumb ass? you're just a hoity-toidy wanna be American with a line of bullshit as large as your hemorrhoid.

YOU GOT A PROBLEM? I rest my case

What kills me is all the Snohomish County one-toothed wonders driving home from the tavern with a pickup bed full of empty Smitty's.

doh - The Lumberjack Song

lick it, snatchmo

If Bush tells Blair to bend over, Blair will ask, "how far?" puppet leader for a puppet state

I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need to see welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door." Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, I got plenty money, Thanks to you, American dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them 'come as fast as you can.' They come in turbans and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks. They come here, we live together, More welfare checks, it gets better! Fourteen families, they moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin. Finally, white guy moves away, Now I buy his house, and then I say, "Find more aliens for house to rent." And in the yard I put a tent. Send for family they just trash, But they, too, draw the welfare cash! Everything is very good, And soon we own the neighborhood. We have hobby -- it's called breeding, Welfare pay for baby feeding. Kids need dentist? Wife need pills? We get free! We got no bills! American crazy! He pay all year, To keep welfare running here. We think America darn good place! Too darn good for the white man race. If they no like us, they can scram, Got lots of room in Pakistan.

I hear Jerry (post Cincinnati mayor) Springer is running for the Senate this time around. Kudos to the King of Southern Fried Smut

thank you professor