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I got drunk and knocked my old lady up....plain and simple

Sisu - The Betty Ford Center 39000 Bob Hope Dr. Rancho Mirage, CA 92270 (760) 773-4100 (800) 854-9211 concerned, trask

why is so much emphasis placed on friendship? screw what other people think. please yourself and justify your motives to no one.

this is a smartass comment, isn't it? ever read anything from dur that wasn't?

Hognutz is a biker, what'ya expect? Waiting for Coop's August commentaries.

....and for my balding brothers, listen up! Going bald will not keep you from getting laid! How do I know? Because Telly Savalas and Yul Brenner were laying pipe from the time they grew pubics till they went tits up. It's not the lack of hair, but the lack of self-confidence, that is keeping you celibate! If your shiny scalp bothers you in the mirror, go to your local ink-slinger and have a map of the world tattooed on your head. hn

are you dissin me, nigga?

here's more stupid shit.... As if we don't have enough frivolous law-suits taking up valuable court time, a wheel-chair bound fellow is suing a titty-bar because his wheelchair won't fit through the door of the lap-dance parlor. Grocery stores, clothing stores, hospitals and doctors offices or any establishment that he must have access to, YES. TITTY BARS? So some clappy tramp can leave snail trails on your useless lap??? Give me a fucking break!!! I would like to see the look on the judge's face when this one comes to trial. hg

lick me beotch

very profound

In San Francisco, CA (where else?) after a recent election, the election supervisor was fired after several ballot boxes were discovered floating in the bay. The supervisor filed suit to be reinstated based on (what else?) racial discrimination, vis-a-vis... she is (ahem) colored and the election commission isn't. But wait, it isn't really about racism. Her employee medical package was paying for her lesbian girlfriend to have a sex change and getting fired put the financial burden on her instead of the taxpayers. Let me see if I've got this straight; the lesbian who enjoys the feel of another woman's thighs pressed firmly to either side of her face (because she doesn't like men) wants her girl friend to have a dick built (that can't be used to breed with) so she can be properly fucked by a man who isn't a man??? And this medical package pays for sex changes, but not birth control, but will pay for Viagra, but not Minoxidil! hn

any man that would say, "Ewwwwwww" is a fag. that's a chick's word. grow a pair, Alex

wow, I agree with j_b - will wonders never cease?

knock it off hosers, it's no spray day

Oops, my bad

$20 obo - owner to be determined

Nope, nada, ain't gonna happen

From England I hear of a lady on the way to attend a theater performance who was accosted with the snarl, "What innocent, helpless creature had to die so that you could wear that fur coat?" Answer, "My mother-in-law."

groucho would disagree Rob

GET A LIFE LOSER

Ryland, Sorry...like you, I'd opt to celebrate your friend's life in whatever way YOU deem appropriate. Fuck tradition and those that don't walk to the beat of a different drummer. Follow your heart. - trask

How do you feel about camouflage in the mountains? Does it make you nervous to encounter someone dressed in camo? Part of the low impact philosophy is avoiding colors that shout "Over here, I'm camping over here!" from a mountain range away. But camo is really taking things a step further towards invisibility -- verging on deceit, when it comes right down to it, some think. Also, it has a definite association with a particular political point of view that is historically different from the recreational climbing and backpacking crowd.

best thing for ya maybe now you'll get a clue loser

I hope you wear a condom.