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whenever I flop my schlong out on the bar, the barmaid slings an extra green bean in my bloody mary.

Trask??? Is that you??? Or perhaps just a like-minded twin..... Nupe, how're those big knockers hangin there Newtits? Gettin any action lately? Woof Woof

whatever, but only a hippie would put a fuckin cherry in a martini

that's brutal and wrong vodka martini with olive

huh?

Pillow talk .... blechhhh

too many wimmin = hen party

simple solution - hire someone to drive you to site, and don't sleep at campgrounds or trailheads. Next

FART

why did i read this shit? - i'm waaay dumber now

who's got the best deal on gun oil?

it's called spice cut's the boredom of the same ol' thang

looks like Philly cream cheese

I'm a mayonnaise lover You are a funny dork! Do you like mayo on your hamburgers or hotdogs? No, just on my head.

If guns ownership was removed, I reckon stabbings and 'alternative' forms of homocide will rise to compensate. bingo

what would jimmy carter say?

trask, I never thought I would ever say this, but dude, you just made my day. If you think you're stoked now, ask him for the hum. Make him take out the dentures first, though! DFA, that's weak Next

Are you a man or a mouse? I'm a mayonnaise lover

trask spooge

Goddamn, reading this thread made me thirsty. Who's buyin?

I want my MTV

I live here because I can't afford a ticket to Paradise.

I lie daily cleanses the soul means to an end I have no conscience eat me NEXT

I want to get drunk and screw

Canada is a dangerous out of control wasteland. Be prepared.