allthumbs

unless your wife is drinking and having affairs behind your back.

dwayner -, esq. hehehe

STFU Go do your trollip or laundary... you gotta problem with me, peckerhead?

smoking sux

send 5.13

going in for my cock ring fitting

fuckin bachelors cock rings and fleshlites what's next?

He's already done 6 loads of laundry, Erik. Give the fairy a break. btw, is Greg wearing an earring? Shit - I'll tie a ski-rope on that bitch and tow his ass around the bay a couple laps.

why are you going sport climbing anyway, faggot?

I see the doofus in the pink hat isn't wearing a brain bucket. Par

".....sorry, can't go, having sex all day with new trollip"

My son and I were fishing/trolling by Kayak Pt. a couple summers ago and we bumped a baby grey whale. The mother sounded about 15 feet in front of the boat....smelled worse than Erik's farts. Baby was fine....no harm, no foul (other than the odor).

sounds like a marlin perkins moment

My cop buddy tells me he and many of his fellow deputies refuse to chase bikes. He says that when they wreck it's always gawd-awful messy, and usually into the side of a building.

Wrong Slugo, Kurt and Dru loaded that tree on my logging truck and I hauled it to the mill. Nice try. Next

Eider know about that idea, Dru.

was waterskiing and a diving duck popped up right in front of my ski. nailed the beyotch with the skeg. he was swimming around dazed and confused when i looked back. ah yes, the wild kingdom.

none under 18 for this child jailbait ain't my bag

ignorant transvestite

I know you do doll, but I'd never show the wankers how good you look in a tight one.

could it be minx?

ya, ya, whatever take notes, losers

you're so quick and you're so pretty, i just can't stand it any longer

hmmmm.... I'll never tell

"and I love your tits, darlin"