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ya well, we got time

not with her dentures out

having fun, junior?

ah shucks you one-toothed Walmart wonder, are you all mad and shit now? hahaha go suck an egg

'bout time. I've been holding my farts so long it's a genuine relief (saves stickin' that grenade up my ass). thanks cooter!

would you hum me if I did?

you talkin' to me, nigga?

"pssst - I heard Greg was having erectile problems; had something to do with the lost testicle in the sledding accident"

lunkhead, is this not your post?

Listen Alison, you lunkhead, you smoke cancer sticks, you pollute, why would you be concerned about a smoky bar? Jeez, * <- that is your brain.

Can it, bizzo. You want the Doctor to fax you a copy? Or maybe read it to your answering machine if you have problems with the reading part? Shit's 100% legit. You're a lying sack of shit dude. I smell plagiarism all over your shitty diapers. Get some of your own material, foo.

ah, don't you smoke? that's kinda hypocritical isn't it?

I'll bet that ain't all they were slobberin' over, sista.

Hey Flash, how much ya payin' Dwayner to ghost write for ya? hahaha, fawkin' TOOL

...it's really cool. when I have them on my head, I can peer around the crotch with both eyes, allowing me to work and answer phones, and smell the bbq at the same time.

does the skid mark go in front or back?

whirrr buzz buzzz crunch crunch = 32! how can you be depressed??? Its fricken summer out there! well umm if I had a 29th b-day when I turned 29, one when I turned 30, and now I am having one... that makes me 31 31, and ready for __________________ (fill in blank w/favorite poison)

erik, you cumgobbler, i don't wear skivies i wear your sister's panties

fuck the neighbor girl

no shit? you're spotting? take a pregnancy test and report back!

RumR knows!! COOL!!!!! eyes water, nose runs, something the two of us can enjoy.

what's a "dutch oven"?

he's taken a sour turn lately- hmmm, let's see...marriage and unenjoyment in the same month. ya think?

Flash, go change your Kotex, yur smellin' up the place.

...so the other dilemma I'm always faced with when dating a new chica, is the farting issue. when is it cool to let 'er rip? a week, a month, a year? gawd, i'm so confused .... and bound up tighter'n a bull's ass in fly time.