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happy birthday shelly yur pal, trask

Give her a protein shake, trask-style!! she's got this cool bottle thingy that you charge with CO2 and cream and powdered sugar. makes killer whip cream that'll shoot way far. I tried the old cream in the bush and titties deal, but she ended up smelling like a dairy farm.

my kid's a lazy no good fucker like his pap

well, I just invited her over to cook me dinner instead. problem solved for the moment. thanks for the advice!

...so last night I tell this bimbo I'll help her pull molding so she can paint - this so I can get in her pants. She gets up at fucking 4:30 AM to leave for work and consequently I couldn't get back to sleep. Fuck, been up way too long already. So she calls me a minute ago and reminds me that I have to pull her molding. I'm too tired....what to do? isn't it amazing that guys will tell chicks anything to take a dip in the honey hole. hehehe

What the hell are you talking about? You been sucking on the crack pipe again? Cool avatar btw...that was a good show. (I figured you might scoop up on that one)

must be a canadian phenomena; never seen one down here

here's Dru taking his manlove - DFA on the other end (don't open this at work) click

look at that nice round mouth dfa, step right up

Thanks, buddy. I bet you could sell a ton o' em at the corner laudromat as well as hawking trask's sis there too!! my sista has her own pimp - my cut is minimal

Works for me, Greg. You can screw my sister now with my blessing.

What's my cut per unit?

I always lie about the numbers if asked. Usually I tell them they're number 5 and I've been without a woman for two years, as I've lived such a sheltered life and all.

I'll never tell

you goat ropers are all just jealous 'cause your pathetic lives are boring and unfulfilled. live a little....be like trask

"Women are so sensitive about being labeled 'sluts' or 'whores' that they are very reluctant to be honest about their sexual behavior, even in supposedly anonymous surveys," said Terri Fisher, who led the study at Ohio State University. "You would assume that when a heterosexual man has sex, a woman is having sex at the same time, but the statistics always suggest otherwise. That can't be true. We thought males would be over-inflating their experience while females under-report it, but that's not what we found." the proof here

I reiterate; Dru, please give up this fetish with my family jewels (I'm straight). I'm sorry but you'll have to find another man to play with....perhaps DFA, or Mr.E (they're both fags).

ya right. ya see that in a movie? with you it's more like a Smitty and plastic tipped Swisher Sweet. Gasbag beyotch

go kill yourself you pathetic piece of shit

I know what a codpiece is, you BC hosemeister. What's that have to do with your interest in my crotch?

Maybe. Send picture and resume.

Whuuu? did someone say Everett girls? shit, Everett girls pay for it

so you like my bulge too, eh Dru? sorry, girls only but I hear Jon's mama is taking all comers

ya, but the pressure is on you to maintain the lead. you can never go on vacation, never sleep, never lose your focus or i'll shag ya in a NY minute. i'd hate to be in your position.