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does the skid mark go in front or back?

whirrr buzz buzzz crunch crunch = 32! how can you be depressed??? Its fricken summer out there! well umm if I had a 29th b-day when I turned 29, one when I turned 30, and now I am having one... that makes me 31 31, and ready for __________________ (fill in blank w/favorite poison)

erik, you cumgobbler, i don't wear skivies i wear your sister's panties

fuck the neighbor girl

no shit? you're spotting? take a pregnancy test and report back!

RumR knows!! COOL!!!!! eyes water, nose runs, something the two of us can enjoy.

what's a "dutch oven"?

he's taken a sour turn lately- hmmm, let's see...marriage and unenjoyment in the same month. ya think?

Flash, go change your Kotex, yur smellin' up the place.

...so the other dilemma I'm always faced with when dating a new chica, is the farting issue. when is it cool to let 'er rip? a week, a month, a year? gawd, i'm so confused .... and bound up tighter'n a bull's ass in fly time.

happy birthday shelly yur pal, trask

Give her a protein shake, trask-style!! she's got this cool bottle thingy that you charge with CO2 and cream and powdered sugar. makes killer whip cream that'll shoot way far. I tried the old cream in the bush and titties deal, but she ended up smelling like a dairy farm.

my kid's a lazy no good fucker like his pap

well, I just invited her over to cook me dinner instead. problem solved for the moment. thanks for the advice!

...so last night I tell this bimbo I'll help her pull molding so she can paint - this so I can get in her pants. She gets up at fucking 4:30 AM to leave for work and consequently I couldn't get back to sleep. Fuck, been up way too long already. So she calls me a minute ago and reminds me that I have to pull her molding. I'm too tired....what to do? isn't it amazing that guys will tell chicks anything to take a dip in the honey hole. hehehe

What the hell are you talking about? You been sucking on the crack pipe again? Cool avatar btw...that was a good show. (I figured you might scoop up on that one)

must be a canadian phenomena; never seen one down here

here's Dru taking his manlove - DFA on the other end (don't open this at work) click

look at that nice round mouth dfa, step right up

Thanks, buddy. I bet you could sell a ton o' em at the corner laudromat as well as hawking trask's sis there too!! my sista has her own pimp - my cut is minimal

Works for me, Greg. You can screw my sister now with my blessing.

What's my cut per unit?

I always lie about the numbers if asked. Usually I tell them they're number 5 and I've been without a woman for two years, as I've lived such a sheltered life and all.

I'll never tell