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allthumbs

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  1. don't blink fucker, i'm so close you can smell what i got cookin
  2. it's easier for a sharp man to get a terrific looking woman than he might think. in my opinion, women are not as hung up on a man's looks as men are on a woman's. women want sincerity, and faithfulness, and stability, and all that crap....looks to them, although important, are not the "end all". just ask Dr. Trask (fuck that Dr. Phil dude, what does he know?)
  3. That's because you were eating Hershey bars and watching porn. tattletale
  4. never - they stink
  5. my dick is tan
  6. news flash for ya ehmmic, there's an unlimited supply of women out there....dime a dozen. Ahh! But cheap and easy are not traits that indicate good genetic material! But then noone wants you to breed anyway... I'm done breeding ehmmic. Now I'm in it strictly for the cheap sex. I can send you to a 5.18 in the rack.
  7. don't know any
  8. sure matt, i'm down off'n the soap box now. carry on
  9. Last night you dreamt you were dreaming? How truely deep Trask Muffy - 10 points....you're the only one that got it.
  10. were you talking to me? you're dumb, whatever
  11. allthumbs

    Guess Who?

    edited by lord knows?
  12. that's nice, Dru
  13. brings new meaning to the concept of - 'cheap date'
  14. ya, well, so's smoking. doesn't hurt to remind of the possible ramifications sometimes. enjoy your cigars, boyZ btw, here's a nice photo of one poor slob's bout with liver cancer. enjoy those margaritas!!
  15. news flash for ya ehmmic, there's an unlimited supply of women out there....dime a dozen.
  16. unless your wife is drinking and having affairs behind your back.
  17. dwayner -, esq. hehehe
  18. STFU Go do your trollip or laundary... you gotta problem with me, peckerhead?
  19. smoking sux
  20. allthumbs

    THE WEAKNESS

    going in for my cock ring fitting
  21. fuckin bachelors cock rings and fleshlites what's next?
  22. He's already done 6 loads of laundry, Erik. Give the fairy a break. btw, is Greg wearing an earring? Shit - I'll tie a ski-rope on that bitch and tow his ass around the bay a couple laps.
  23. why are you going sport climbing anyway, faggot?
  24. I see the doofus in the pink hat isn't wearing a brain bucket. Par
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