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  1. Rumor has it Scott's pet cougar takes it in the ___, oh nevermind.
  2. Iaxxx, I think you'll agree that most overachievers are arrogant morons.
  3. I told ya nigga, I ain' gotta mama.
  4. why? so I can see some 'cut and paste' dick picture you stole from your favorite porn site?
  5. I miss his death threats and scat reports.
  6. "Always with the negative waves..." Donald Sutherland, as "8 Ball", in Kelly's Heroes GREAT MOVIE!!! Pssst...Dru overcompensates for his small penis.
  7. allthumbs

    Ade sucks

    he's a she
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    Ade sucks

    Can't climb worth shit either
  9. Hey Adehole, shut up, before I stick my boot so far up your ass that you'll be spit-shining it with your tongue.
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    Hey Greg

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    Hey Greg

    bwahaha, the edit fairy strikes again!
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    Hey Greg

    hahaha, read the same greg, greg, greg
  13. got it on the first try
  14. you're quick for a syphilis sufferer
  15. I disagree with Greg on this ONE point. I'd much prefer to get drunk in a bar without having to worry about getting shot. Booze and guns just don't mix.
  16. my new Ford rocks better have one of these if ya wanna tag it then prepare to behold this
  17. thanks for the observation, minxy btw minx, ran your fav starbutts drink - here's your profile: Behold the Oracle's wisdom: Personality type: Lame You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin", "oh dog" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks orange latte. Also drinks: V8 Can also be found: On the couch at home masturbating to images of trask
  18. just take one off of your old ladies scab. Damn, Erik, that's harsh!
  19. OUCH! where's the bandaids?
  20. I see you're easily amused. most underachievers are.
  21. thanks for that tidbit - are you related to Catturd?
  22. allthumbs

    Hey Greg

    heard he shaves his nuts, too (Erik can confirm this)
  23. Q - Why does JGowan wear a kilt? A - So the sheep won't hear the zipper.
  24. Ah, my sister's a slut. She can suck the chrome off a tailpipe.
  25. "It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!"
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