allthumbs

tru dat, and rub my feet too

Dan, Sounds like no one here knows the penalty. You might solicit some response from Ranger Rick and his cronies, but I'm sure that said response would be egregious. I guess you'll have to make the call and be a trend setter. I'm sure the penalty will be a slight monetary fine and verbal barrage. Fuck 'em; go for it.

STFU before I ram an electric cattle prod up your ass and set the voltage to "Kill."

I agree...what's stoppin ya?

sorry to hear that man. condolences - trask

No shit Erik? Why don't you jump your nasty ass back into DFA's lap, and shut the fuck up already.

I see you and I are both deep thinkers and planners.

When the Jehovah Witness bimbos come to my door, I always try to answer with an open bathrobe and a stiff smile from Mr. Happy .

I'll bet mama likes the extra size

Where men are concerned, whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during the Commercials. Thank you.

oochkapesta

RobBob (aka Popeye) is married. Tell that cheatin bastard I'm watchin him. .....bummin baby, I thought you were all about ME.

Blow it out your ass, dickboy. Go post on NWHIkers or something. Ya asswipe, what Greg said. Fawk U

In celebration of Barbie's 40th birthday - Mattel has created a Mormon Barbie for those folks in Utah. The most popular, Celestial Barbie, comes with 8.4 children. She wears a mid-calf flower print Laura Ashley dress with conservative flats (no heels), a bow in her flowing, shoulder-length hair with puffy bangs. Barbie wears a permanent smile, knows how to bake bread, store wheat, feed a family of 12 on less than $200 a week, make casseroles and Jell-O salads, and still find time to read her scriptures. She comes with an MAV (Dodge/Ford/Nissan/whatever mini-van, otherwise known as a Mormon Assault Vehicle). When you pull the cord in her back, she becomes emotional, teary and says things like, "You have such a special spirit Sister Jones" or "Love ya." Occasionally you can find one that says "Oh my heck!" but be warned: this is a manufacturer's defect. Celestial Barbie would never say "heck" because it's a swear word! You can buy a Celestial Ken to go with celestial Barbie, but he's hard to find. (Probably because he's off fulfilling some priesthood leadership calling, so he's rarely home.)

no, they change alright. some are gettin it, some aren't. hehehe note to E-Cock and Fence Shitter - fold a nice Rib Eye steak around yur bean and give 'er a spin sometime...then grill it along with yur special sauce and serve it up to your climbin buddies with a cold one.

true, but is she padding her bank account? I think not. Watch out all you Sugar Daddies. trask it's just not all about the money whatever works for ya. oh, btw, how's that shithauler of yours running these days?

ya, that's right, you.... I peered in the window and saw you eat that booger. For shame!!!!

musta been a hella booger

you're a trooper

I chickend out and decided to reschedule... I will send you a photo when I get them done though Cool. Send some worn panties in a ziplock bag too.

Hi Muffy, I've been meaning to ask ya how the breast augmentation surgery went. Like them new hummits? WooHoo!!!

Freak, stop talking like you are shitting razor blades out of your camel toe ass. Relax, and go play Join-The-Dots or something...even if you've only mastered 3 dots. Like Erik said, start your own goddamn thread.

Erik, fukin A

Sobo, why don't you stop gyrating that gaping misplaced asshole of a mouth on your face for a fucking minute so I can see what the fuck a gibbering witless gimp actually looks like?