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I ousted Poon & Tang. I'm single again, so you hippie, slut, dirtbag climber ho's can start fighting over my attention again.

I never believe anything I hear; 'cept from the scholars on the "good ol' boy" list.

Is that your attempt at spray, or what?

The only reason Muffy's on the list is because she doesn't shave the hair off her toes.

Laptop, dickhead

I'm still on vacation, heading out for another few days, and I don't have a lot of time for this so let's get it over quickly - you're mostly all ugly, your dicks are small and ooze skanky smegma and cheese, and everybody fucks your mothers.

Dan Larson is your man.

This is why you're not on my good ol' boy list. You go to France, don't bother talking to me again.

Gary, you're a clown.

Sonn as I lick the acid off my fingernails, I'll let ya know.

Gary, your advisor is a turd. For a cool $1000 I know a guy that'll.......

OOOHHH BABY.... I wish I could, but alas, the reality of my financial cirmustances compel me to remain gainfully employed for the time being. NEW YORK, N.Y. — Frustrated by a tight labor market that has forced them to make unprecedented concessions to employees, several dozen American companies have instituted "employee-slapping" policies, allowing managers to slap disgruntled workers pretty much whenever they damn well please. Widely hailed by supervisors as a great equalizer, the random slapping of employees has, not surprisingly, come under fire from many lower-level workers. But even some senior-level managers have voiced complaints.

that's what I was thinking

Why don't you two bimbos have it out once and for all. The pucker factor is excruciating.

Reports from the front indicate that the Arabs cut down all their power lines in order to steal the copper, and then complain bitterly that power is out. Nation building, indeed, has its problems. And on the other side of the world, it has just been made possible in Alaska for the private citizen to go armed without a license. Alaska and the state of Vermont are today sparkling bastions of liberty remaining in the world. God Bless America - regardless of what they say in Alabama!

So much for no one getting sick. I'm filtering.

Dwayner, you'll get nothing but contempt from this bunch. Just say NO to cc.com reform. Bwahahaha

I could give a shit about my ancestors or much history in general. If it ain't Easy Cheese, it ain't shit.

For some, the Bible and Jesus mean nothing. Fancy that.

Hey Will I don't know anybody up there, but was curious as to what you'll be doing up there. You know, for work and shit. -trask

Hey Bunghole, my vacation is good so far. A little travel, some beach boating, some local mountain shit, some time with my two kids, you know, that kind of vacation.....just getting away from the fucking phones and the fat bitches from work that like to bust my balls. You only buy a MSR once. No filters to replace...scrub the membrane. Buy it from Jim at PMS...fuck REI.

Then change your name...how 'bout "Shitforbrains"? Bwahahaha

Fuck that. Poon & Tang tried leaving that girly toiletry shit around my house, along with assorted clothes and other bullshit. I went to the dump the other day and told those two sluts to clean their shit outta my house or it would be in the dump. They did. Hey, it's cool for the sluts to come over and service me, and cook dinner and shit, but it's not cool to fuck with a bachelor's pad.