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Gary, you're a clown.

Sonn as I lick the acid off my fingernails, I'll let ya know.

Gary, your advisor is a turd. For a cool $1000 I know a guy that'll.......

OOOHHH BABY.... I wish I could, but alas, the reality of my financial cirmustances compel me to remain gainfully employed for the time being. NEW YORK, N.Y. — Frustrated by a tight labor market that has forced them to make unprecedented concessions to employees, several dozen American companies have instituted "employee-slapping" policies, allowing managers to slap disgruntled workers pretty much whenever they damn well please. Widely hailed by supervisors as a great equalizer, the random slapping of employees has, not surprisingly, come under fire from many lower-level workers. But even some senior-level managers have voiced complaints.

that's what I was thinking

Why don't you two bimbos have it out once and for all. The pucker factor is excruciating.

Reports from the front indicate that the Arabs cut down all their power lines in order to steal the copper, and then complain bitterly that power is out. Nation building, indeed, has its problems. And on the other side of the world, it has just been made possible in Alaska for the private citizen to go armed without a license. Alaska and the state of Vermont are today sparkling bastions of liberty remaining in the world. God Bless America - regardless of what they say in Alabama!

So much for no one getting sick. I'm filtering.

Dwayner, you'll get nothing but contempt from this bunch. Just say NO to cc.com reform. Bwahahaha

I could give a shit about my ancestors or much history in general. If it ain't Easy Cheese, it ain't shit.

For some, the Bible and Jesus mean nothing. Fancy that.

Hey Will I don't know anybody up there, but was curious as to what you'll be doing up there. You know, for work and shit. -trask

Hey Bunghole, my vacation is good so far. A little travel, some beach boating, some local mountain shit, some time with my two kids, you know, that kind of vacation.....just getting away from the fucking phones and the fat bitches from work that like to bust my balls. You only buy a MSR once. No filters to replace...scrub the membrane. Buy it from Jim at PMS...fuck REI.

Then change your name...how 'bout "Shitforbrains"? Bwahahaha

Fuck that. Poon & Tang tried leaving that girly toiletry shit around my house, along with assorted clothes and other bullshit. I went to the dump the other day and told those two sluts to clean their shit outta my house or it would be in the dump. They did. Hey, it's cool for the sluts to come over and service me, and cook dinner and shit, but it's not cool to fuck with a bachelor's pad.

I like drinking clean, clear water.....I use a MSR filter and have yet to be sick. I figure if I can't handle an additional 13 ounces of filter in my pack, I'd better give up the mountains for the rocking chair. I will say I've never been sick from eating pussy or rimming her asshole. Whatever. Trask - member in good standing of both the Mile High Club and the Red Wing Club.

I doubt that will happen, but if it does, thankfully I'll be long dead and gone. Grow some balls pussy.

get her drunk and eat her pussy problem solved

yeah necroshithead, your spray sux anymore. you suck worse though go kill yourself

Divorce is good sometimes. Being single after 40 has it's advantages, for sure. My suggestion is a couple three deaf-dumb girlfriends or a cheating wife or two. This plan allows total freedom to pursue the important shit when you're not scroggin.

Fagass, rimmer of skunk anus, using cc.com to find girlfriends is like using a psychiatric ward as a dating agency. If you wish to date girls who wear latex lederhosen; have a phobia of soap and water; the appearance, weight and personality of a diseased swamp hog; a pathological hatred of men, and have 'PROPERTY OF BERLIN AUFHAUS PSYCHIATRIC UNIT' stencilled on their backs, go ahead. If not, avoid the dismal practice.

Necro- You baboon-raping Bashi-bazouk, while it is apparent that English is not your first language, it is less apparent that you actually have a first language (grunts and farts don't qualify). I concur that you would "probably make a fool out of yourself if you spoke; and ergo, the practice is best avoided. You should also desist from typing, as that produces the same result. Now, to the matter of your sexual repulsiveness: what you need is a woman with communication and intellectual abilities equal to your own - one who speaks in tongues and has a habit of zapping her frontal lobe with 500 volts of electricity. Eugene is the best place to find such a woman. Failing that, I suggest you invest a Welfare check in an inflatable girlfriend. They can be quite realistic - especially if you line the vagina with slices of warm pork and glue hair clippings around the opening. Either option is preferable to your current practice of dressing your Action Man toy in little bikini thongs, while contemplating the nature of involuntary solitude. - Trask

She just told ya that so ya wouldn't throw her fugly ass out. BTW, she's loose as hell now, isn't she? Bwahahahaha