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  1. snort this beyotch, you know you want it
  2. Oh, what a great way to run a country, by coercion and threats by minority extremist groups. Fuck the Earth Liberation Front (and the Animal Liberation Front) and the Sierra Club and all those other fucking fuckers! fuck the nra for sueing to reinstall automatic weapons, fuck the nra for suing over semi automatic weapons, fuck the nra for holding pro gun rallys after major disasters resulted from semi automatic weapons. hmmmmmmmmmm looks like this road goes both ways. Fuck you Erik, you hypocrite. You own guns, you secretly support the NRA, you've a history of voting Republican, you are a conservative. Quit stirring shit.
  3. Hmmm, quite odd. You have no problem when I laugh at your goat loving obsession. But you lose it when I suggest you and Maryloser get it on.
  4. Hey Erik, fucker, I'm not affiliated in any way with Mike Adamson. Check the IP. Besides, MA hates your guts and I kinda like you. Trask is Trask. Always has been, always will be. I started with Trask and I'll die with Trask. I dare ya to send me permanently to avatar hell. BTW, I just sent Timmy another $100
  5. oh yeah, who says so?
  6. you know you like it, now bend over and assume the position
  7. sorry Greg, I wouldn't fuck her with Erik's dick
  8. DOOD!!! Have you NOT dumped this bitch yet? C'mon, man, tell her you have bone cancer and are going to travel around the world for the last six months of your life, or visit the Dalai Lama, or something. The sex has been too phenomenal. I'm weak. I love to fuck. What can I say. BUT, I can't stand the sight of her anymore. She pulls into the driveway and I go, "oh fuck, she's here, please god, kill me". Then she screws my socks off and am ashamed for not having the balls to do something about it. Maybe tomorrow. BTW Josh, congratulations
  9. I wouldn't fuck Maryloser with your syphilitic dick, Greg
  10. Once the kids come the awesome sexual relationship is doomed. I SHIT YOU NOT
  11. I treated all my exes like subservient Mormon wives. Damn, what happened? Seriously, happy trails. Now could someone please tell me how to nicely dump a broad. I'm bored with her and she loves me and shit. 6 years of bachelorhood has made me see the light. I JUST WANT TO BE FOREVER SINGLE AND FUCK AROUND. Men, don't ever let a woman convince you that you need her in your life. It's bullshit. We're quite capable of taking care of ourselves.
  12. Next time I see you, Dru, I'm beating you soundly with some 3 lb. horsecock.
  13. allthumbs

    GREG'S

    well that 'bout says it all pussy
  14. go punch some clown
  15. allthumbs

    GREG'S

    pussy. be a man & tell him to eat shit
  16. allthumbs

    I'm off!

    always horny...isn't everybody?
  17. allthumbs

    I'm off!

    nope decided not to do the mexico/hawaii shit for the umpteenth boring time, home for day. off again tomorrow to look for Sasquatch
  18. allthumbs

    I'm off!

    Cool, have a good trip. I looked at your list; what's your pack weight? ..... 'bout 95 lbs.? hahahaha
  19. Josh, I'll be glad to give you helpful marital advice if you need it.
  20. erik's old lady
  21. sorry to hear this timmy
  22. ¡Sosténgalo! ¡Sosténgalo por favor! Mi Dios, Madge. . . usted raja voluptuous de New York City. . .slit... ¿Por qué usted no me dijo antes? Era tan duro decir con su pequeño blousey-poo encendido, pero. . . Ahora que le veo. . . Habría ayudado. . . No sabía que usted estaba tan obviamente. . . EMBARAZADO. .
  23. erik, baby Jesus is in the house of the block, eating the hammer of the horse and drinking schmidts. we must go in aged smoke of the operation it advances the load and it stops righous of being dog of Jesus of the baby. it raises outside and towards jon
  24. allthumbs

    Blow me

    see ya...goin' fishin for Humpies for a couple hrs. Got two last night.
  25. allthumbs

    Blow me

    Not you Erik, Catturd told me your ass was sloppy loose.
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