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  1. Beck, did you Google-up that info. on your new $5000 computer the mayor bought you for a blow job?
  2. Beck, you're a fucking sell-out like the rest of the pawns. You had your lips swen to the mayor's ass for a few bucks, and you want us to applaud. I don't think so. How many cocks have you been sucking lately? Does the Leut. Gov. (whatever the fuck that is) have a nice Slurpy? Congratulations on your rise to power. Consider yourself no longer a dirtbag in good standing. Why don't you quit bragging about your new $5000 computer you corn-holed for...we don't fucking give a shit.
  3. I have to go spend some time with my stupid fucking girlfriend. You know, talk to her, and listen to her shit, and tell her that her ass isn't too big. Somebody please kill me.
  4. I'll give ya a ride climbinggirl...bring your spurs.
  5. "What's that smell?" "Oh that's just farmed fish"
  6. eat pussy - same smell as farmed fish
  7. We all know you're 'just outside' the camera's viewfinder in those snapshots, Scotty ... quit making fun of your friends.
  8. I've had both. Go cable if available. With T1 servers, it can blaze if you're willing to pay for the fastest version. My cable company started charging $$$ extra for muzak downloaders that were tying up the system 24-7. That problem went away real damn fast.
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    natter chatter

    D is dumber than a two-peckered hoot owl everyone else is drunk and stoned
  10. I still laugh when I look at your website. Appears Prana Girl and Mike Adam are the only two supporters. hahahaha
  11. allthumbs

    natter chatter

    chat works fine apparently some wimmin don't know for shit
  12. Off White is a cross-dresser hehehe
  13. Stinky, Erik is right. Since Johnny Tool filled out the envelope incorrectly, it'd never hold up in court. Fuck man, in this country we let murderers go free for lessor technicalities. Your American Pal, trask
  14. canadian beer tastes as shitty as american crap - other than micro brews of course.
  15. that's because no one gives a shit enuf to fuck with a Mac
  16. My girlfriends want me to take them to Marmot in Hellview to gawk at Beck. What is a Beck, anyway?
  17. who needs a room, we got the keyboard
  18. not now muffy, I'm busy with that picture
  19. You have yours and I'll have mine.
  20. edible pastie nipple covers
  21. I got really drunk one time and let a really fat heiffer give me a blow job in the Leonard's Tavern parking lot. She got out of the truck to pee and I ditched her fat ass. She looked like a whale.
  22. Trask had lunch with the Governor's wife today. They went to a Motel 6 and fucked their brains out. Trask (that'd be me) then told her about all the dirt bag climbers at Rope Up that'd like to fuck her too....all to promote good harmony between dirtbags and the govt. Someone please give me an "atta-boy". BTW Beck, this is a new low for you. Quit promoting yourself, fuck man, no wonder you never get laid.
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