allthumbs

on the brink of war? a little weird? yeah, I was wondering the same thing. what the fuck is he talking about?

Luckily my exes just split and we remained friends. Of course it helps when your exes are professionals and make good money.

Trask, just because YOU haven't read anything besides this message board all summer doesn't mean that everyone else is as pathetic as you!! that wasn't a very nice thing to say to me, adventuresome when was the last time you got laid? Much more recently than YOU I am sure!!!! do you bark like a dog? Nope. I could remedy that.

Trask, just because YOU haven't read anything besides this message board all summer doesn't mean that everyone else is as pathetic as you!! that wasn't a very nice thing to say to me, adventuresome when was the last time you got laid? Much more recently than YOU I am sure!!!! do you bark like a dog?

nothing like thinking with our dicks, eh?

that's pretty goddamn brutal to make fun of the special olympic kids. I think you're an asshole. I think you should apologize to all of us.

Trask, just because YOU haven't read anything besides this message board all summer doesn't mean that everyone else is as pathetic as you!! that wasn't a very nice thing to say to me, adventuresome when was the last time you got laid?

I think half you wanks are full of shit. Other than Dru, who has no life, how many of you REALLY read? Maybe the bimbos, but you guys, come on.

he's busy getting an annulment

I never wanted to do this job in the first place! I... I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK! (piano vamp) Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side! The Larch! The Pine! The Giant Redwood tree! The Sequoia! The Little Whopping Rule Tree! We'd sing! Sing! Sing! Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day. CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava-try. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, He goes to the lava-try. On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin' And has buttered scones for tea. CHORUS I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing And hangs around.... In bars??????? CHORUS I chop down trees, I wear high heels, Suspendies and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear papa. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra???? (spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

well there was a throw away vote nice goin', chump

have a towel ready for the explosion

bring a bouldering pad to climb the clit

huge camel toe

you voted for him, bitch

you ban me every day, you premature ejaculator

huge camel toe

so minx, tell us about your bush...i'm bored. a. b. c. d.

for a fact?

I wasn't offering; you're not my type.

you just need to get laid

goddamn prisoners don't deserve any better they're scum suckers let em eat shit