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I wouldn't fuck Maryloser with your syphilitic dick, Greg

Once the kids come the awesome sexual relationship is doomed. I SHIT YOU NOT

I treated all my exes like subservient Mormon wives. Damn, what happened? Seriously, happy trails. Now could someone please tell me how to nicely dump a broad. I'm bored with her and she loves me and shit. 6 years of bachelorhood has made me see the light. I JUST WANT TO BE FOREVER SINGLE AND FUCK AROUND. Men, don't ever let a woman convince you that you need her in your life. It's bullshit. We're quite capable of taking care of ourselves.

Next time I see you, Dru, I'm beating you soundly with some 3 lb. horsecock.

well that 'bout says it all pussy

go punch some clown

pussy. be a man & tell him to eat shit

always horny...isn't everybody?

nope decided not to do the mexico/hawaii shit for the umpteenth boring time, home for day. off again tomorrow to look for Sasquatch

Cool, have a good trip. I looked at your list; what's your pack weight? ..... 'bout 95 lbs.? hahahaha

Josh, I'll be glad to give you helpful marital advice if you need it.

erik's old lady

sorry to hear this timmy

¡Sosténgalo! ¡Sosténgalo por favor! Mi Dios, Madge. . . usted raja voluptuous de New York City. . .slit... ¿Por qué usted no me dijo antes? Era tan duro decir con su pequeño blousey-poo encendido, pero. . . Ahora que le veo. . . Habría ayudado. . . No sabía que usted estaba tan obviamente. . . EMBARAZADO. .

erik, baby Jesus is in the house of the block, eating the hammer of the horse and drinking schmidts. we must go in aged smoke of the operation it advances the load and it stops righous of being dog of Jesus of the baby. it raises outside and towards jon

see ya...goin' fishin for Humpies for a couple hrs. Got two last night.

Not you Erik, Catturd told me your ass was sloppy loose.

I ousted Poon & Tang. I'm single again, so you hippie, slut, dirtbag climber ho's can start fighting over my attention again.

I never believe anything I hear; 'cept from the scholars on the "good ol' boy" list.

Is that your attempt at spray, or what?

The only reason Muffy's on the list is because she doesn't shave the hair off her toes.

Laptop, dickhead

I'm still on vacation, heading out for another few days, and I don't have a lot of time for this so let's get it over quickly - you're mostly all ugly, your dicks are small and ooze skanky smegma and cheese, and everybody fucks your mothers.

Dan Larson is your man.

This is why you're not on my good ol' boy list. You go to France, don't bother talking to me again.