allthumbs

Erik is a fucking turd eating moron. Don't pay no nevermind to his babble.

I would have to disagree with you on that one, Trask - in fact, I would say the opposite is true: You have to be strong to stay the distance in a relationship, it is weak to just bail out when you get tired of a person. Relationships make you stronger by acting as a mirror to yourself. My $.02 whatever, I'm goin back to single

goat is a cum guzzling, piss drinking, butt fucker

If you haven't been married shut the fuck up. You don't know shit.

I have allowed someone to hang out with me all summer and it's a bitch to slow it down now that I'm bored with her. My advice is to stay single and quite aloof. Relationships are for the weak.

fun for RuMR at Erik's house

When I was in Montana last week watching the state burn, the papers were asking for input as to whether some heavy forest thinning should happen to prevent these horrible fires. I think it'd be a great idea, here too.

chickenshit

I was just teasin' Daddy don't be mand well that's better. if you want those C-notes to keep cummin, you'd best mind your p's and q's. now give me a big smile with that nice round mouth.

Muffin, ouch, you cut me to the quick and to think I was going to fantasize about you tonight forget that shit

wear your raincoat

I may have had a splash of the J&B, but I don't remember.

Blow me, you Bartholin Cyst

hey lummox, that hooker in your avatar pic. has inverted nipples

quite licking it up then. Ohhh, nasty boy, you know Erik, in some cultures women like you go to a special place during their period, where they are alone, or with other menstruating women. It is considered dangerous to have menstruating women around people who are not menstruating. Men like me are especially careful to stay away from menstruating women.

erik, this phase of your menstrual cycle is most unpleasant

Erik, go spread the cheese from your perineal raphe on some Ritz crackers.

YOUR A FUCKING MORON! GO SUCK YOUR NECRO SIZED WANK TILL IT BLEEDS. Go suck the opening of a paraurethral duct.

anterior commisure of labia majora

cunnilingus

I'm fondling my Gold Combat .45 right now.

eat a dick

If I were to start life over and marry for the first or second time, I'd definitely have a pre-nup drawn up. There's absolutely no excuse for this omission in today's society. Check out these divorce rate stats.... press here.

Dick Head, you coke whore, try arranging these three elements into a solution: quick-drying cement, your ankles, a Seattle bridge. Methinks it's 'Computer Hour' at your psychiatric hospital.

Trask. You can keep your kinky animal sex fetish to yourself, thankyouverymuch! That's what they all say at first. After two months of mind-splitting sex, when I throw you away, you'll never find a man to measure up to the orgasmic love-fest Trask gave you.