Dwayner

MattP is the bastard offspring of Fred Beckey. The police know this and they are jealous. - Dwayner

I'm in Norway, and I'm drunk. - DDDDwwaayner P.S. Somebody gonna make a million being the first to import Mickey's here. I'd do it myself but I'm too busy drinking other stuff at the moment.

Three days later....and I'm still drunk! Barkeep! Another Snakebite, and a plate of Lawn Sausage, please. - Dwayner...crankin' the gritstone for Her Majesty.

Two words: Lawn Sausage.

Donna the Buffalo...any relationship to Donna Top-Step? pope crapped on her sleeping bag. Nice song though. Dwwwwwwwwwwayner

Gabba-Gabba-Hey!

Another pint of piss, guvna! And throw in an order of bangers, mash and some of them deep fried baked beans as well.

I'm in London and I'm drunk! - Dwayner

"The Ballroom sounds good to me, where exactly is it? Parking in fremont sucks so ride your bike or parking can be found up the hill on Fremont Avel Pay parkiing is avalable at the new buildings by the Ship Cannal." It's in Tacoma. You should remember it from last week.

Make sure you all show up like you did in Tacoma this week. And pick a place within biking distance of your house.

Hold your water, birthday boy, I'll get around to it after I've finished some work here in a couple of hours. In the meantime, have another one of these:

Hey Alpine K! You still being paid residuals from that Ferris Buehler movie? You should be buying us birthday presents! Happy Birthday, alpine wildman! Have a cold one: from Dwayner P.S. A friend of mine went to a wedding and the famous mountaineer Ferris Buehler was there. He got to walk by him and Buehler didn't even sneer. Wait a minute, that was somebody's else's brush with fame. I have met Big Lou, however.

Dave yesterday: "Wake up posers, gapers and sprayers 6:30 AM is not to early to think about where we are going to drink beer. So lets get our shit to gether!!! Dave today: "So, did any one show up????" Question: Did anyone show up? Answer: Yes, and it was probably the best pub-club I've attended. Question: Where was Dave "let's get our @#$% together" Schuldt? Mighty King Dwayner

That was fast...E-9 it will be...circa 7 PM. Address to follow. Mighty King Dwayner

Eric, where are you, man? Matt P.? Time to pick a venue. Don't let me do this alone, man! I can see by the overwhelming interest in this topic that the turn-out is going to be HUGE! For those of you dudes with doubts, let's just say that this week's pube club is going to be a veritable Babe-O-Rama. And for gals, the alpine equivalent of Fabio will be in attendance. Fred Beckey...you coming? If I don't hear from the others in Tacoma in 1/2 hour, I will be forced to choose the most excellent venue myself. This will be posted at 1:00 PM. Mighty King Dwayner

Son of Caveman...see you there...and bring your cool-cat dad; someone will give him a ride...maybe MattP himself?

Dwayner ain't interested either, but this ain't all about me...it's about Tacoma, the City of Destiny. By the way, the unsubstantiated rumor is the Amber is 19 and is already working on her Master's in theoretical physics. Really!

Hey all you Amber-lovin' folks! There's a chance that the lovely AMBER HERSELF will be making an appearance in Tacoma at the pub club tonight. Impress her with your tales of gnarly routes and heinous dyno's for the micro-nubbins!

There's an unsubstantiated rumor flying around that MISS AMBER will be showing up at Pube Club tonight! You've seen the picture...gym-honed and alpine-hard, with arms crossed in that "hey, I'm really quite interested in you" pose. Uh,huh! I don't want to have to entertain her by myself! Mighty King Dwayner

Only YOU can prevent tonight's Pube Club in Tacoma from turning into a sausage-swingin' dude ranch. "v"...you gonna be there? Icegirl? Allison? sk? all those other ones who are likewise adorable? Hikerwa, specialed:..gonna bring your HOT girlfriends again? FRED BECKEY! Show up...we need you, buddy! You're a magnet for Babe-itude and alpine excellence! - Mighty King Dwayner

Allison: a) Dwayner doesn't host anything anymore, I'm only facilitating it because Eric doesn't seem to want to. b) Pube Club was held there last time or the time before that. c) People liked it there. It was good. d) What's your point? - Mighty King Dwayner

Engine House 9 611 N Pine St Tacoma, WA (253) 272-3435 One way of getting there: I-5 to Hi. 16 in Tacoma West on Hi. 16 (toward Narrows Bridge/Bremerton) Exit right on Sprague Go down Sprague. Left on 6th Travel several blocks to Pine. (Starbucks and Taco Bell on left). Right on Pine E-9 is a the brick building a few dozen yards from the corner of 6th and Pine. Be there or we'll talk about you any way.

Get ready to drive south, Davey, because it's Tacoma's turn. your pal, Dwayner

Son of Cave-Dude: a) the gangs in "the hood" aren't even welcome in California. b) And you want conservatives? Don't forget, Ronald Reagan was governor of California before he was president. (But so was Jerry Brown). We got all kinds down there. Orange County, home of Disneyland, Newport Beach and other wonders of the world, is one of the wealthiest and most conservative areas in the country. But then again, we got San Fran and Hollywood...takes all types I guess. Dwayne-Dude

Brother Krueger: Only the "cali" part refers to me. I don't engage in those other activities. And Brother K: Nobody in California bashes "Washi's". Guess what? You know why so many of us live up here? Because you and your fellow natives like our money and sell us your property. You also have imported our trendy culture and so forth. I don't hear people complaining about all the people from Wisconsin here? So just make new friends, swap each other's cool bits and let the invasion continue, because when we're through with our colonization program, the borders of California will stretch from Mexico to Canada, if not to the Arctic Circle. aloha, Dwayner And just for those who expect it, here's a "Dude!" to you all!