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Gunna pick up some TEA while you're up there?

YOU suck

Porn night for all the nocturnal snaffles

Donna-Top-Step I believe

If its not LaSportiva its shite!! The Eye-talians know how to make kickers bro.

But Red River Gorge

No. You're allowed to make fun of people to their face if they wear hand jammies. And Kitten, you only get the crack rash if you've bad technique.

True Dat!!

I'm from Tacoma. But I had some ancestors from Scotland. Story is dude migrated to Canada to chase some girl he never met but saw a couple times back in Scotland and thought she was hot. Met her in Canada, married her, moved to the US and had a family. Not really suprising after hearing your stories

You're hardcore bro! And I though I was cool because I shagged my girl in the back of my truck once. I'm lightweight.

Cool concept Fox. "I'm gunna solo out to the corner store to get a sixer, which I'm going to attempt to solo. This here joint though, we'd better make a group effort, might even want to rope up."

Now if that doesn't make you wince, I don't know what will! Castrate all snaffles!!!!

Like that movie Momento, where shit happened in reverse. Cool concept, but mediocre flick.

Yeah that's the shit. We used to get it for like $4 a sixer at the Orange Street Food Farm in Missoula - Montana's #1 seller of Pabst, BTW.

Best two movies: Friday - "Smokin them tweeds, drinking that wine" Starship Troopers - coed shower scene, what more needs to be said?

perv

Didn't Big Rock brewery out of Calgary used to make a lager or pilsner or maybe a light ale, that was named after a type of salmon or trout? They don't make it anymore but it was good and pretty cheap. Anyone remember what that shit was called?

Ouch - that is a painful subject. What do you consider dry spell? Its never dry if you've got:

First 17 years of my life.

"If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!!!" One of my favorite sketches on SNL. Isn't that from So I married an Axe Murderer? still Mike Meyers though...

Nice Dru. That's the same idea I was trying to articulate.

DFA you just got be thirsty for a Hamms. I might have to put the old PBR aside for a while and give the beer refreshing a trial run.

I knew this guy who among other things was a hiking guide at a guest ranch in Big Sky, Montana. He knew all about the native plants and wildlife and was a very competent tracker who could identify any species by there scat or track. When ever he came across elk shit, which are little egg shaped pellets he would pick one up and eat it and think for a moment and say "Hmmm... tastes like elk. Elks been through here." Which ofcourse shocked the hell out of the tourons. What he didn't tell them, however, is that he kept little chocolate covered almonds, which look almost identical to elk droppings, in his pocket. And, of course, would eat the chocolate not the elk shit.

But it just wouldn't work they'd both be trying to exchange money afterwards out of habit and it might get a little confusing.

all House of Pain and shit.