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DFA you just got be thirsty for a Hamms. I might have to put the old PBR aside for a while and give the beer refreshing a trial run.

I knew this guy who among other things was a hiking guide at a guest ranch in Big Sky, Montana. He knew all about the native plants and wildlife and was a very competent tracker who could identify any species by there scat or track. When ever he came across elk shit, which are little egg shaped pellets he would pick one up and eat it and think for a moment and say "Hmmm... tastes like elk. Elks been through here." Which ofcourse shocked the hell out of the tourons. What he didn't tell them, however, is that he kept little chocolate covered almonds, which look almost identical to elk droppings, in his pocket. And, of course, would eat the chocolate not the elk shit.

But it just wouldn't work they'd both be trying to exchange money afterwards out of habit and it might get a little confusing.

all House of Pain and shit.

There's this other crag that I heard is not as good as Exit 38 but it might even be drier. Its called Index. Its out by Monroe or something. But its not as good as Exit 38 because it doesn't have as many bolts.

"He then rigged anchors, fixed a rope and rappelled to the canyon floor." My bad. Reading comprehension - woops. Nevertheless, not the danger you typically associate with soloing.

Maybe it was a typo and it was a 2000 lb boulder. TTT - doesn't sound like he was soloing anything, but probably bouldering.

Its legit bro. Its the canadian pharmaceuticals you got to be careful of

I thought that was a myth. Where do you get 'em.? Anyway, you can get any Rx drug in Mexico for cheap

So... do you insert your tampon before or after the tea?

They weren't on technical ground and the danger was objective.

The lesson is that the mountains offer a lot of objective danger. None of those guys died soloing or even climbing technical ground, but hiking. They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. You can minimize that danger by trying to go fast but you're still rolling the dice. But I don't think its any easier to accept the death of a friend if they died as a result of their own mistake like falling while soloing, than if they were hit by a huge slide from above.

Tooshay ! I actually can't stand watching hte sort of rift raft that wonder through the giant sweat factory. Ever notice how grossly obese the average Wal-Mart customer is? However, there are many wonderful products to purchase at Wal-Mart. They have a killer selection of car camping shit for cheap like fold-up lazy boy chairs (with beer can holder) and I got some neoprene gloves there that are gunna be the shit for crossing glaciers in the summer for $6. So I can't complain.

Nothing. If you're the CEO.

That's pretty sharp. Unfortunately he has to work at Wal-Mart now.

That joke is so 1873

So does Kit BASE?

Thanx Minx

Aunt Tina??

Oh I'm pretty sure you're already qualified

yes nurse.

I'm so pissed I'm not there.

yes doctor.

you can't sue me I'm your attorney