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To me: "We have this climb. We are going to toprope it. You can't climb here."

Sportivas tend to be stiffer so better for bigger guys like me. If you are say, a midget, and weigh 45lbs soaking wet then 5.10s may be for you.

And even if you get ribbed tape, the crack just doesn't care that you went to all that extra trouble just for its pleasure. (damn Kitten you're right)

Tape and jammies are not as cool as using technique and naturally developing thick skin from crack climbing. I can't really think of a face climbing comparison - maybe using a stick clip to clip the first bolt of a route with a bouldery start.

Gunna pick up some TEA while you're up there?

YOU suck

Porn night for all the nocturnal snaffles

Donna-Top-Step I believe

If its not LaSportiva its shite!! The Eye-talians know how to make kickers bro.

But Red River Gorge

No. You're allowed to make fun of people to their face if they wear hand jammies. And Kitten, you only get the crack rash if you've bad technique.

True Dat!!

I'm from Tacoma. But I had some ancestors from Scotland. Story is dude migrated to Canada to chase some girl he never met but saw a couple times back in Scotland and thought she was hot. Met her in Canada, married her, moved to the US and had a family. Not really suprising after hearing your stories

You're hardcore bro! And I though I was cool because I shagged my girl in the back of my truck once. I'm lightweight.

Cool concept Fox. "I'm gunna solo out to the corner store to get a sixer, which I'm going to attempt to solo. This here joint though, we'd better make a group effort, might even want to rope up."

Now if that doesn't make you wince, I don't know what will! Castrate all snaffles!!!!

Like that movie Momento, where shit happened in reverse. Cool concept, but mediocre flick.

Yeah that's the shit. We used to get it for like $4 a sixer at the Orange Street Food Farm in Missoula - Montana's #1 seller of Pabst, BTW.

Best two movies: Friday - "Smokin them tweeds, drinking that wine" Starship Troopers - coed shower scene, what more needs to be said?

perv

Didn't Big Rock brewery out of Calgary used to make a lager or pilsner or maybe a light ale, that was named after a type of salmon or trout? They don't make it anymore but it was good and pretty cheap. Anyone remember what that shit was called?

Ouch - that is a painful subject. What do you consider dry spell? Its never dry if you've got:

First 17 years of my life.

"If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!!!" One of my favorite sketches on SNL. Isn't that from So I married an Axe Murderer? still Mike Meyers though...

Nice Dru. That's the same idea I was trying to articulate.