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It just hurts to imagine how fucked up my body is when I'm old as hell like you. Just kidding, but a little whining makes it easier Iian - we're the same age, I'll be 27 in July too.

Fuck gettin old. I'm only 26 and my body feels like I'm 80. My backs all fucked up and I think I broke my fucking foot. Fuck this shit. I'm gunna have to start swimming and biking and shit because its "low impact." Fuck that. Next thing I know I'll be taking synchronized swimming classes with the geezers at the Y cause its the only exercise I can do without injuring my self.

Lummox is probably out climbing, unlike you fuckin homos. Plus RobBob you're from the midwest or some shit so STFU. And Lummox is not Caveman.

Sad thing is I doubt he actually is a drug addict. Probably just trying to get attention and shit.

Amateur canadian rope surgery. No thanks.

Yeah but with all the time you spend spraying on this site doesn't that make you a fag hag?

That man is my hero.

Though bro does need to get the pay to play permit to park at Ingalls Lake Trailhead. Also, if you plan on hackysacking in the parking lot prior to departure you are going to need a permit for that. You can apply for one by filing a 1176 Sec. 23-129 form, which you can request by filing a 720 Sec. 43 form. If you plan to expel any bodily fluids or solids while in the Alpine Lakes Wilderness you will also need a permit signed in triplicate and to pay a $50 fee for every ounce of urine or fecal matter expelled.

Clearly you haven't had a run-in with a Ring-Tail cat. I haven't. Do they have those in the mountains? I thought they were mostly down by the Mexican border. I don't think I would count those as snaffles either, related to raccoons aren't they? What are you saying? Coons is Snaffles. Ringtale cats are all over the Sierra. Well atleast in Yosemite valley anyway. This one fuckin Ringtail harrassed us all night during bivy on top of El Cap. Thing kept waking us up. Went all the way into our big ass pig and stole a bag of cookies or some shit. For the first time I was wishing I was still on the wall.

Its just common sense. When you start talking about getting pissed because of the tone and inflection of sumthing you read on cc.com then you've got problems. But it is Allison, why am I talking about common sense? Plus my brain hurts from studying and spraying all fuckin day.

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for like the 50 zillionth time, YOU CAN'T TELL PEOPLE'S TONES AND ATTITUDE FROM READING WHAT THEY WRITE ON THE FUCKING COMPUTER. How do you know what Bone's tone and attitude was unless you actually talked to him in person? ITs easy to be misconstrued - but you should know that.

Oh funny shit..

Please refrain from mentioning vantage and Squamish in the same sentance. Unless your point is to draw a distinct contrast between the two. Nevertheless, Rutabega is an awesome climb and a proud on-site. And for Vantage, stems and seeds is a decent crack.

Animals can be permanently emotionally scarred just like people, so don't ewe believe Trasks disclaimer.

That's why they invented Gri-Gri's

Hey gun shooter. Does "manlove" include nipple clamps? Yes. But you have to give advance notice for those. You know you have to call up Trask and ask to borrow them and all. And sometimes he's using them so...

I tried that, but all you wanted to do was give me the "manlove" treatment. Well you said you wanted a "happy ending"

Tough it out and find a hot climbing stud like me to rub some cocoa butter lotion (spf 45) all over your body next time.

Dogtown and Z-Boys. You MUST see this movie. http://www.allmovie.com/cg/avg.dll?p=avg&sql=A239388

Goin up to solo Beckey Route on Lib Bell early season. There's a couple of Mountie types just getting off the Beckey at the Col with crampons, ice axes, plastic boots, helmets, tons of gore-tex and schoeeler, big packs, and all sorts of gear. I'm in shorts and sneakers and a poly-pro tied around my waste. I overhear them going, "Look at this yahoo, oh my god." I look over and there staring at me with the utmost concern. They totally thought I was some lost hiker and they were going to have to rescue me. So I proceed to slip my cobras on and start climbing. After I do the route and downclimb the rap route by the time they get all there gear packed and pass them before they even start hiking out I think they were ready to shit a brick. Sorry for the inherent chest-beating, just thought it was funny as hell

This here's the end of the line, though I wouldn't want to be in front.

I can't really talk shit. I read that book cover-to-cover when I was 13 and a weakling-wannabe trad climber / alpinist. Of course, not much has really changed, except that now I'm old enough to drink beer

It means you have sexual feelings for Richard Thimons.