MysticNacho

Hey, I'm a chronic gumby!

Well, did you ever think to use the line "You don't want to die a virgin, do you?" Damnit Lambone, when oppurtunity knocks!

I've heard lots of crying over how harmful deet is, but really, it ain't that bad! Maybe if you applied the stuff twice every day for a few years, you might lose an eye or get ebola. Compare it to breathing those gas fumes at the gas station. Sucking those down isn't something I want to do all day, but I'll still fill up. So all you deet whiners go buy a bottle of 100% deet and watch it last you a year! Remember, its all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Let me first state: I don't recall having an unanswered email, much less even sending any email. Regardless, my feelings were hurt for months because of my deep sympathy for those poor souls with unanswered spray and whining about so called "Login Problems." I was harboring a deep grudge against you so called "Moderators" that had begun to fester deep into the core of my being. But now I'm ok. Thanks Jon!

I'd rather have this viper. I'll show you a "low end tool" [ 07-16-2002, 06:41 PM: Message edited by: MysticNacho ]

What time does the grill close? I don't want to miss out on the burgers, but I have to work until 10.

REAL Mountain Hardmen cut off their foot at the first sign of a blister, shove the thing in their pack, and have a doctor reattach it later.

Are 40 people showing up these days again, or are the numbers still down from the Caveman Mutiny?

Larry the Tool would have a hayday with y'all! Whats with all this "I'm having a religous holiday on Outer Space" talk? Larry the Tool wouldn't care, he'd slap you with a ticket and slash the tires on your propaganda plastered car. That one dude had the right idea, spend the money you would have used to pay your ticket and buy the anti-fee demo bumper stickers.

Da-ude! Its "Leavenworth"!

Because of the full moon, like, duh.

shoot... EVERYONE has jumped Spire Rock, although not on purpose and without a 'chute. If you jumped the pinnacle I think you might hit the windows. What a view from I5, though!

Some dude BASE jumped pretty much over our heads on the monkey face last fall. First he chucked his backpack (not his 'chute backpack, his other backpack) off to test the wind, which gave us a start considering we heard him call "rock!" only after it passed by. Then a few minutes later, with no warning at all, a body flew by accompanied by loud "whump" noise of the 'chute opening. Really fun to watch, especially from our perspective. He told us his plans at the base, was very polite and informative, etc. I don't think there is much chance for the jumpers themselves to impact a climber, but chucking backpacks kind of gave me the willies. And I don't want to take a rock in the teeth, either.

Heres an anchor question for y'all: Say you're belaying a leader. You've got your standard three bomb-proof pieces for your anchor, and say one more slotted for directional pull. If the leader falls, won't the one directional piece take all the force of the fall, (after the weight of the belayer takes some) instead of transfering the load to the other three pieces? Granted the other three pieces take some, but it seems like the bottom directional piece would take the majority of the force from a fall from above. If that piece failed, wouldn't you just rip out the top three pieces because they are not slotted for upwards pull? Just 'wonderin. -Nacho

I ran over a lizard on highway 2, does that count? It was in the "Cascades"...?

I eat yo' momma!

I be busy past couple of weeks. Sign me up for the next one in T-town though, I don't care about driving.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: quote:Originally posted by MysticNacho: -If you include song lyrics in an autosig. -If you include song lyrics in a post! -If you ever said Dan Larson sucks just because you thought you'd be cool. -If you've ever started a thread on bolting ethics. ::cough:: ::cough:: -Having an absurd number of posts is a point of pride. -If you use two or more words such as "bomber" "dyno" "totally" "pinkpoint" "monster jugs" in the same sentence. -If you have ever hung out at places such as Spire Rock, Marymoore, or UW rock to impress others with your climbing ability. Tuna Taco, I think you are a gaper. I saw you at the Feathers redpointing 5.10 this spring. Please click on autosig, recognize number of posts, know I say all pinkpoint totally and dyno in all sentences in person. Know I may have started bolting threads. Said Dan Larson sux! And still my gaper fat ass probably sends more shit than you. You must be jealous or a loyal fan 5.10 in flip flops sucka! And I saw YOU redpointing 5.8 drunk! Whadda ya want, a sticker? And although you yourself have admitted to being the king of all gapers, alas, you probably do send more than I. Whadda ya want, another sticker?

I've heard rumors creeping about the Alki.....

crikey! Was this the same storm TG got caught in?

Hey! I'm on the top of page five! Take that, suckas!

-If you include song lyrics in an autosig. -If you include song lyrics in a post! -If you ever said Dan Larson sucks just because you thought you'd be cool. -If you've ever started a thread on bolting ethics. ::cough:: ::cough:: -Having an absurd number of posts is a point of pride. -If you use two or more words such as "bomber" "dyno" "totally" "pinkpoint" "monster jugs" in the same sentence. -If you have ever hung out at places such as Spire Rock, Marymoore, or UW rock to impress others with your climbing ability.

ROAR!!!

I bike 184 miles everyday to work on a little kids bike with training wheels and a fender! Uphill both ways, IN 180 degree heat and crossing 2 glaciers! At one point I have to jump a crevasse 50 ft. wide!

heh heh! the guy can't respond anymore without breaking his 1000 posts.... time for an avatar!