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  1. Suppose I accidentally got my shit together Would I get a medal? Or a pat on the back and a little feather I could stick in my cap or pin it to my shirt Go out in the yard and poke it in the dirt Or leave it in the woods where it couldn't be found If it fell over, would it make a sound? And if it did, would it be the sound that you like? Or should I do it over until I get it right? You say everything I know is wrong So do me a favor, and play along for a minute As the rusty gears turn Don't be alarmed if you smell something burning upstairs It's a little BB rolling around in a box car See us together Maybe it wouldn't be hard to explain If I only had a brain (chorus) Somewhere on a higher mental plain {Somewhere On A Higher mental plain} I might learn to come in from the rain {I might learn to come in from the rain} If I had a clue would I still be here with you? {If I had a clue would I still be here with you?} Gee whiz, if I only had a brain {Gee Whiz, If I only had a brain} Who's that? Oh, my little friend cupid Wearing a shirt that says I'm with stupid Always nearby wherever I go He's looking out for me, don't you know Mr. excitement, never in a rut Johnny on the spot with an arrow in the butt Ouch! I guess your love is true Now, if I could only get a clue (chorus) Had A Brain Had a brain had a brain had a brain
  2. It's the new Nodder thread.
  3. Oh Smarter than Dru What's your IQ Mine has been tested At 162 Perhaps you and Flu and faster_than_dru Can form a support group For avatars too
  4. Rat poison causes microfractures in aluminum!
  5. post it up on www.buildering.net they do a lot of parkour there.
  6. Pretty good for steep snow and moderate ice in the alpine (nice and light), sucky (light head and not-that-great pick) for steep ice. Maybe OK for mixed as long as you mean hooking jugs on less than vertical rock.
  7. Did you know Hitler was a vegetarian? The only way to show that you aren't a Nazi is to eat a nice steak.
  8. Heh 1) what's the difference between a guide and bonds? 2) What's the difference between a guide and a large pizza? 3) How can you tell that there's a guide at a party? 1) Bonds eventually mature and make money 2) A large pizza can feed a family of four 3) Don't worry, he'll tell you.
  9. Dru

    wank bank entry

  10. Dru

    Weissbeer

    Damn, that's slow drinking
  11. Yes - how many NOLS courses have YOU taken? How many windshirts are in your quiver? How many retail hours have you logged? Do your climbing accomplishments come with a celebratory spreadsheet and T-shirt? Do people complain about you to the Bellingham Herald? All of these pieces of information MUST be provided before you can tell someone how long their draws must be.
  12. That's cause its full of tannins - just like tea.
  13. I heard it got downrated to 5.14dm
  14. How's your parrot and ship's cat there Black Bart?
  15. That's right BOYEEEEE
  16. Did you get MOUTH BLING? What metal is it made out of?
  17. The Muffer? Oh My God!
  18. Mount Nott, Valhalla Prov. Park
  19. There's one on Conuma Mountain on Vancouver Island that's big enough to fly a helicopter through. Also the Teacup Handle on The Table in Garibaldi Park is pretty big.
  20. Run around and link up First Kiss, Marsupial Traverse and Wherever I May Roam in a day.
  21. Yeah, they emphasize the credentials to make up for the lack of evidence That's one of the classic logical fallacies, appeal to authority.
  22. got his nuts in a thong
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